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A bloke goes to the doctors for a complete physical and after a minute the doctor says to him, you really need to ease up on the masterbating to which the patient replies, oh right, blisters and short sightedness right? and the doctor replies no, I am trying to examine you.....

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listeni...

This sure seems like a good idea to find our next 'warnie'

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A balaclava clad banker robber stormed into a bank, and while he fired a shot into the air and looked around quickly his balaclava slipped and momentarily revealed his face before he quickly pulled it back. He points his gun at the man nearest to him and asks, did you see my face? to which the man r...

Good luck Danny, I have a feeling you might need it...

I saw this guy (Jones jr) win the light/heavy title and he was f***'n awesome.

Coming from Green`s home turf I sure hope he can cause an upset.

Anyone else think he can win?

Just on Ted Fordham, I have very fond memories of him kicking a lazy 10 against the Pies on their own dung heap out at Victoria Park one day. We thrashed them by around 10 goals that day. To beat Collingwood at Vic park was indeed a very rare event in those days and I can still remember crossing the...

Sex in the Shower In a recent survey, people who are Collingwood supporters have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower! In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge 86% of Collingwood supporters said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14...

Any-one know his relationship to Gavin, and can we draft him?? Derek Wanganeen – Hailing from a familiar football name, he played on the wing, can win it inside and outside and is highly-skilled. Derek had 25 disposals, 11 contested, five tackles, three rebounds and six inside 50s. He had a very goo...

Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play aussie rules. Suitably impressed, he arranges for him to come over to Collingwood In his first game, the pies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10 minutes left. The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid’s a sensa...

Mate it`s not too late to have him adopted out *LOL*

Or maybe arrange a 'swap' for some pies supporters kid that goes for the Bombers??.

Only kiddin, will make anzac day interesting.

Good luck.

Perfect replacement for Lovett

A straight swap for Lovett and I would love it. Everyone wins

Our 1st pick (No6) in the national draft

We know Watts, Nattanui, and Rich will occupy the top 3 spots..

Who knows goes 4 and 5..

Who do YOU want us to take?

Nicholas Natanui I was told it would be worth tanking the entire season to get him?

I wonder what the odds are of there being a 'dual' invasion of the ground at the Dome on Saturday night...

With Buddy only needing 2 and Fev 8 (I know that`s a big ask against the Hawks, but possible)

I bet it`s never happened before in VFL/AFL history?.

Don`t say f@#k...it`s a c@#t of a word...

Mick Malthouse goes to a reunion at Richmond and starts chatting with Terry Wallace. Terry says to Mick, "Well Mick, I don't know what you think of your players at Collingwood, but mine here are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Mick. "Oh well, its simple&qu...

What for?

They always say that the good die young.

RIP Ron.

Bombers are being shown live in the Darwin match, ABC2.....yeah!!

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