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by rockhole
Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: "ACCOUNT SUSPENDED"
Replies: 9
Views: 1185

"ACCOUNT SUSPENDED"

Anyone get this message when trying to log in.

Finally got in via the Facebook site.
by rockhole
Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:40 pm
Forum: The Not So Serious Stuff
Topic: POLISH EYE TEST
Replies: 0
Views: 558

POLISH EYE TEST

The Polish Eye Test



Polish immigrant goes to Specsavers for

an eye test. Optician shows him the Test card

CZWJXNYSACZ

And asks him ‘can you read that?’

The Pole says ‘read it??’ I know the PRICK!
by rockhole
Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:42 pm
Forum: Sports Discussion
Topic: NEAFL Giants docked too many players
Replies: 1
Views: 446

Re: NEAFL Giants docked too many players

Actually saw this at Windy Hill when Jack Clark lined up Carlton to be counted. Dons fans were screaming at the umpire to notice the Carlton player getting over the fence in hr forward pocket. (Obviously not the Showers stand end as the crowd would have lynched him). Unfortunately, like so many othe...
by rockhole
Wed May 03, 2017 8:12 pm
Forum: The Not So Serious Stuff
Topic: The Duck
Replies: 4
Views: 914

The Duck

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "hang on you're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working too" says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I ha...
by rockhole
Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:16 pm
Forum: The Not So Serious Stuff
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 33
Views: 2672

Re: Jokes.

BEAUTIFUL!!!

As an obsessed aging golfer, I loved it.
by rockhole
Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Melbourne Gangs
Replies: 206
Views: 9290

Re: Melbourne Gangs

What chance is there that we can deport this moron.
by rockhole
Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:30 pm
Forum: Sports Discussion
Topic: Sheffield Shield, ODD's + Big Bash 2016/17
Replies: 64
Views: 3661

Re: Sheffield Shield, ODD's + Big Bash 2016/17

SHEFFIELD SHIELD FINAL Traeger Park, Alice Springs VICTORIA 487 (M. Harris 120 , T. Dean 94 , J. Pattinson 80 , S. Gotch 52 , R. Quiney 48 , A. Finch 38 , C. Sayers 7-84 ) & 6/254 (A. Finch 83 , D. Christian 53 *, T. Dean 38 , D. Worrall 2-46 ) v SOUTH AUSTRALIA 287 (J. Weatherald 60 , A. Carey 57 ...
by rockhole
Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:41 pm
Forum: Sports Discussion
Topic: F1 2017
Replies: 10
Views: 983

Re: F1 2017

First testing sessions done and dusted. Mercedes look like still on top. Ferrari closing the gap. Red Bull not the challenger everyone thought they'd be. McLaren still beseiged by Honda woes. Sauber still at the rear. The rest - ho hum, time will tell just who swaps places with who. Liking the live...
by rockhole
Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:45 pm
Forum: The Not So Serious Stuff
Topic: Trump
Replies: 2
Views: 685

Trump

During a lull between the speeches at the recent presidential swearing-in ceremony, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson. "You know, I bought Donald a parrot for Christmas. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred word...
by rockhole
Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Victorian Number Plate Slogan
Replies: 36
Views: 2416

Re: Victorian Number Plate Slogan

Victoria - Jewell in the CROWN
by rockhole
Tue Feb 07, 2017 2:43 pm
Forum: The Not So Serious Stuff
Topic: More Light Relief
Replies: 2
Views: 610

More Light Relief

MARIJUANA AND MARRIAGE: For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another...
by rockhole
Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Victorian Number Plate Slogan
Replies: 36
Views: 2416

Re: Victorian Number Plate Slogan

Time for Daniel Andrews to come out with another number plate slogan for the State. I think it would be appropriate if he created a new slogan "Victoria - The I'm Out On Bail State" or some such. What a deplorable weak as piss system we have here. Most likely thanks to that shining incompetence - R...
by rockhole
Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sorry, ladies..
Replies: 27
Views: 2070

Re: Sorry, ladies..

Welcome to mortgage hill!!!

Well done, Gimps.
by rockhole
Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Victor Trump-er
Replies: 108
Views: 6802

Re: Victor Trump-er

WE'LL ALL BE ROONED!!!!
by rockhole
Sat Nov 05, 2016 4:48 pm
Forum: Sports Discussion
Topic: Sheffield Shield, ODD's + Big Bash 2016/17
Replies: 64
Views: 3661

Re: Sheffield Shield, ODD's + Big Bash 2016/17

Sheffield Shield; WA 216 (A. Turner 81 , H. Cartwright 59 , S. O'Keefe 5-65 , W. Somerville 4-61 ) & 0/3 v NSW 298 (N. Maddinson 116 , K. Patterson 60 , M. Henriques 41 , A. Agar 6-110 , J. Behrendorff 4-83 ) QLD 137 (S. Heazlett 51 , J. Holland 4-32 , C. Tremain 3-26 , S. Boland 2-38 ) & 1/22 v VI...
by rockhole
Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:30 am
Forum: Drafts & Trading
Topic: Hibberd
Replies: 31
Views: 2319

Re: Hibberd

I think those 2 should be able to play for Collingwood if the club wants them to. I'd hate to see the son of an Essendon legend play elsewhere due to us not having enough points to draft them. Don't worry, both will end up the pies... Would be nice to screw them over and make them pay overs for bot...
by rockhole
Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:29 pm
Forum: Drafts & Trading
Topic: Hawthorn Imploding
Replies: 14
Views: 1225

Re: Hawthorn Imploding

Not so ******* Happy!!
by rockhole
Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:44 pm
Forum: Sports Discussion
Topic: Horner Wasting Ricciardo's Time
Replies: 14
Views: 976

Re: Horner Wasting Ricciardo's Time

Pay back for Monaco???
by rockhole
Sun Oct 02, 2016 12:31 am
Forum: AFL Discussion
Topic: Congratulations Dawgs!
Replies: 35
Views: 1573

Re: Congratulations Dawgs!

My other half is a Swans supporter so I was watching the game from their perspective. I wasn't aware that it was compulsory to jump on the biggest bandwagon in history. I don't begrudge their supporters some joy but I really think there is something seriously anomalous for a team not to even get on...
by rockhole
Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:40 pm
Forum: AFL Discussion
Topic: Agony & Ecstasy
Replies: 40
Views: 3314

Re: Agony & Ecstasy

Always felt sorry for Derek. Derek only had himself to blame. Pluease explane :?: In 1990, Kickett moved to the Essendon Football Club, where he played four seasons, and became a popular cult figure, known for confident playing style, high leap, evasive skills and his long kicking ability. He was a...