ODIs v England

[j-mac31]

So I thought I'd start this topic off with our favorite topic - Hodge isn't in the team.
The squad is supposedly only for the first match however.

Hodge was leading run-scorer in ODDs last season and currently heads the run-scorers this season, with three centuries already.

David Hussey is in the squad averaging a brilliant 20-odd in ODDs this season. Go figure.

Do we want to win the series and the World Cup or not?

Dean Jones is not impressed BTW.

[BenDoolan]

His exclusion is a bloody disgrace. But it's hardly a surprise. These c**** (selectors) like to cut off their nose to spite their face. They know they've treated him poorly, they know he's been critical of them, so they continue to ignore him despite his continued dominance in the game.

f****** idiots all and sundry.

[Ossie]

Lee and Tait both in the XI. Hoo-f******-ray.

[Jazz_84]

Lee of course bowls a NO BALL whilst getting a wicket..... fan f****** tastic

Haddin misses a golden stumping opportunity

this is awesome stuff from the muppets

[Gyoza]

Pathetic start.
8 overs....dropped catch, missed stumping, missed simple run out, Lee gets a wicket but it's a no ball and the following free hit is a half tracker that gets smoked for 4.
Disgraceful.

[Gyoza]

Wasn't Mitchell Johnson going to be rested today?

[Jazz_84]

they are just getting runs so easily off every ball, i bet we struggle to do the same thing.......

back when the Aussies we're domintaing ODI's our average was 1/89 off 15 overs, today England are 0/90 after only 12 overs

someone find me a brick wall........

[Jazz_84]

UNFORGIVABLE missed stumping again!! that's the second within 16 overs.......

[Jazz_84]

3rd easy stumping chance gone begging, ridiculous

[dom_105]

And again. Haddin's having a shocker.

[BenDoolan]

FMD!!!!!

Haddin is the WORST f****** keeper Australia has ever had. f****** spud!!!!!! He is a disgrace, absolute f****** disgrace. If the selectors do not axe this c***, I hope they get shot.

Mitchell f****** Johnson. Why can't this c*** bowl properly??? Dennnis Lillee said he was the next big thing all those years ago. What's happened to this pea hearted dickwad????

I agree with Ian Healy, Johnson should be given a massive rocket. I'd go one better, he should be taken out back and given a good f****** beating. Soft cock!!!

[Jazz_84]

he's out training his soccer skills rather then his bowling by the looks

agree entirely about Haddin terrible work behind the stumps, needs to go, who cares if he can bat..... so can Paine

[Jazz_84]

commentators talk some shit at the best of times but Brayshaw is taking it to a whole new level

[paddyl90]

FMD!!!!!

Haddin is the WORST f****** keeper Australia has ever had. f****** spud!!!!!! He is a disgrace, absolute f****** disgrace. If the selectors do not axe this c***, I hope they get shot.

Mitchell f****** Johnson. Why can't this c*** bowl properly??? Dennnis Lillee said he was the next big thing all those years ago. What's happened to this pea hearted dickwad????

I agree with Ian Healy, Johnson should be given a massive rocket. I'd go one better, he should be taken out back and given a good f****** beating. Soft cock!!!

Tell us how you really feel BD

Make sure you save energy for 10 weeks time

[BenDoolan]

FMD!!!!!

Haddin is the WORST f****** keeper Australia has ever had. f****** spud!!!!!! He is a disgrace, absolute f****** disgrace. If the selectors do not axe this c***, I hope they get shot.

Mitchell f****** Johnson. Why can't this c*** bowl properly??? Dennnis Lillee said he was the next big thing all those years ago. What's happened to this pea hearted dickwad????

I agree with Ian Healy, Johnson should be given a massive rocket. I'd go one better, he should be taken out back and given a good f****** beating. Soft cock!!!

Tell us how you really feel BD

Make sure you save energy for 10 weeks time

Haha.....yeah, I blew a head gasket before JP! So sick of the same lame muppets making the same lame mistakes. They need a good swift kick in the nuts or just f*** them off completely. And I reckon I'll be the same with several Bomber players this season if I see the same lame efforts from them...

[paddyl90]

Hahaha it was quite embarrassing yet amusing at the same time

Decent total so far need to get a riggle on though.

[Jazz_84]

na we are still going alright, got plenty of good batting to come, we should win this

[BenDoolan]

Magnificent innings by Watto. A gun batsman. If only he could do this in test cricket. His day will come one in that arena one would think - where he'll smack huge tons. Great to watch tonight =D> =D> =D>

[paddyl90]

I aint overly fond of cricket overall, prefer ODIs and T20 but that was entertaining! Want to see more of it.

[Gyoza]

Fantastic from Shane Watson....a golden nugget of a performance nearly buried by the pile of turds surrounding it.
Will be very interesting to see if this is a mental turning point of the summer for the team or just another brief glimpse of brilliance before returning to the rubbish.