Ashes Cricket 2017/18
Ashes Cricket 2017/18
Well, we’ll start off with the women’s Ashes Test;
ENGW 280 (Tammy Beaumont 70, Heather Knight 62, Megan Shutt 3-51, Ellyse Perry 3-59, Tahlia McGrath 2-45, Jess Jonassen 2-52) & 2/206 (Heather Knight 79*, Georgia Elwiss 41*) drew with AUSW 9/448 dec (Ellyse Perry 213*, Thalia McGrath 47, Alyssa Healy 45, Laura Marsh 3-109, Sophie Ecclestone 3-107)
Ellyse Perry. What a playa! =D> =D> =D>
ENGW 280 (Tammy Beaumont 70, Heather Knight 62, Megan Shutt 3-51, Ellyse Perry 3-59, Tahlia McGrath 2-45, Jess Jonassen 2-52) & 2/206 (Heather Knight 79*, Georgia Elwiss 41*) drew with AUSW 9/448 dec (Ellyse Perry 213*, Thalia McGrath 47, Alyssa Healy 45, Laura Marsh 3-109, Sophie Ecclestone 3-107)
Ellyse Perry. What a playa! =D> =D> =D>
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She’s certainly a talent Miss Perry is
Women’s Ashes aka WAshes
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Re: Ashes Cricket 2017/18
Hoping to see the following tomorrow;
D. Warner
C. Bancroft
U. Khawaja
S. Smith
P. Handscomb
G. Maxwell (or J. Lehmann, C. Ferguson)
P. Nevill
M. Starc
P. Cummins
J. Hazlewood
N. Lyon
D. Warner
C. Bancroft
U. Khawaja
S. Smith
P. Handscomb
G. Maxwell (or J. Lehmann, C. Ferguson)
P. Nevill
M. Starc
P. Cummins
J. Hazlewood
N. Lyon
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Re: Ashes Cricket 2017/18
Some talk about Paine or Carey.
I'd like to think Nevill.
I'd like to think Nevill.
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Paine didn’t even keep for Tassie. That’s how f***** the decision will be.tonysoprano wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:35 pm Some talk about Paine or Carey.
I'd like to think Nevill.
And if they pick Shaun Marsh or Cartwight at No.6, I don’t think I’ll bother watching the 1st Test.
Just when I thought we got rid of the biggest dud of a selector in Rod Marsh, along come this crew...
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The fuckeits have picked Shaun Marsh.GAGF you pathetic mofos. This is the 8th f****** time he has been recalled. FMD. Love ya Boof, but if you can’t see past this dud then perhaps you should hand over the reins.
Shit Marsh last 10 test innings: 63, 15, 16, 0, 66, 9, 2, 53, 4, 1
And what’s he done this summer?
63, 11, 2, 91, 17, 52
Stellar stuff
Shit Marsh last 10 test innings: 63, 15, 16, 0, 66, 9, 2, 53, 4, 1
And what’s he done this summer?
63, 11, 2, 91, 17, 52
Stellar stuff
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Ahhh but Hohns has just stated that Marsh is in "the form of his life".BenDoolan wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:56 am The fuckeits have picked Shaun Marsh.GAGF you pathetic mofos. This is the 8th f****** time he has been recalled. FMD. Love ya Boof, but if you can’t see past this dud then perhaps you should hand over the reins.
Shit Marsh last 10 test innings: 63, 15, 16, 0, 66, 9, 2, 53, 4, 1
And what’s he done this summer?
63, 11, 2, 91, 17, 52
Stellar stuff
Methinks the selectors have managed to get great odds from Ladbrokes for the Poms.
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“The form of his life” doesn’t mean it’s any f****** good.s'dreams wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:08 pmAhhh but Hohns has just stated that Marsh is in "the form of his life".BenDoolan wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:56 am The fuckeits have picked Shaun Marsh.GAGF you pathetic mofos. This is the 8th f****** time he has been recalled. FMD. Love ya Boof, but if you can’t see past this dud then perhaps you should hand over the reins.
Shit Marsh last 10 test innings: 63, 15, 16, 0, 66, 9, 2, 53, 4, 1
And what’s he done this summer?
63, 11, 2, 91, 17, 52
Stellar stuff
Methinks the selectors have managed to get great odds from Ladbrokes for the Poms.
Hohns can simply GAGF. Another hack like Hilditch.
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Can’t argue with that...tonysoprano wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:28 pm http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1 ... sy/9161886
Summed up perfectly...
And now watch them chop and change the side every other test
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Spot on. And Brett Geeves wrote something even better.tonysoprano wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:28 pm http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1 ... sy/9161886
Summed up perfectly...
Fact is, the only person deserving to be picked at No.6 is Ellyse Perry. Great bat. Top bowler.
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"Australian coach Darren Lehmann has a more-recent Shield century than the Tim Paine of 2017."tonysoprano wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:28 pm http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1 ... sy/9161886
Summed up perfectly...
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Messages to messers Trevor Hohns, Mark Waugh, Darren Lehmann, Greg Chappell...
https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.sport ... edrcdftc5x
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/coupler ... 2e40098a73
https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.sport ... edrcdftc5x
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/coupler ... 2e40098a73
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Re: Ashes Cricket 2017/18
The selection of Marsh makes me want to paint good old St George Cross on my body and join the barmy army...
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To the tune of “Drop The Pilot” by Joan Armatrading...
DROP THE SCAPEGOAT
Drop the scapegoat
He’s right on target
His bat is straight
Selectors are in love
We say what of it
Things can change
There's always changes
Selectors wanna try
Some rearranging
Drop the scapegoat
Try the Marsh buffoon
Drop the ‘incumbie’
Tell him real soon
Drop Glenn ‘Maxy’
He’s the easy rider
Join the barmy army
To fight this stupid battle
Typical, cynical, pitiful, comical
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
You're pissing reasons
There's no smoke
No flame
If we lose the Ashes
Selectors are to blame
If you want solid crack
Go on and try Marsh
Oh he will take you so high
That you're never gonna wanna
Come back
Drop the scapegoat
Try the Marsh buffoon
Drop the ‘incumbie’
Tell him real soon
Drop Glenn ‘Maxy’
He’s the easy rider
Join the barmy army
To fight this stupid battle
Typical, cynical, pitiful, comical
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
I said
Typical, cynical, pitiful, comical
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
DROP THE SCAPEGOAT
Drop the scapegoat
He’s right on target
His bat is straight
Selectors are in love
We say what of it
Things can change
There's always changes
Selectors wanna try
Some rearranging
Drop the scapegoat
Try the Marsh buffoon
Drop the ‘incumbie’
Tell him real soon
Drop Glenn ‘Maxy’
He’s the easy rider
Join the barmy army
To fight this stupid battle
Typical, cynical, pitiful, comical
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
You're pissing reasons
There's no smoke
No flame
If we lose the Ashes
Selectors are to blame
If you want solid crack
Go on and try Marsh
Oh he will take you so high
That you're never gonna wanna
Come back
Drop the scapegoat
Try the Marsh buffoon
Drop the ‘incumbie’
Tell him real soon
Drop Glenn ‘Maxy’
He’s the easy rider
Join the barmy army
To fight this stupid battle
Typical, cynical, pitiful, comical
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
I said
Typical, cynical, pitiful, comical
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
Marsh is the one you need
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Paine is the best keeper in the country bar none.
All depends on that bloody finger as to if its an inspired selection.
All depends on that bloody finger as to if its an inspired selection.
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Interesting that they say that. Can they explain why Tassie consider Wade a better option as keeper than Paine?
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So Maxwell has been flown to Brisbane because Marsh has a crook back???
Faaaaaaarking lololololololololololololol
It’s only the thousandth time its occurred. But no, the wise selectors thought his body has got better with age. f***-wits
Faaaaaaarking lololololololololololololol
It’s only the thousandth time its occurred. But no, the wise selectors thought his body has got better with age. f***-wits
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Men’s Ashes = Mashes
Ffs they can’t even pick a team based on form and the least deserving isn’t even fit
Ffs they can’t even pick a team based on form and the least deserving isn’t even fit