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Hopefully there's no COKE at Essendon
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BERT wrote:I hope one goes to Brisbane and the other to one of the WA sides just to piss the old man off.
Bert he wouldn't know that they're in Australia he is so dumb.

ANY Cloke at Essendon? What drugs are you on guys? :lol:
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dizzy_69 wrote:I'd rather Cameron Cloke over Jason Cloke
Id rather a bullet to the head
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What i do find somewhat amusing is Collingwood has abused the mental disabilities every member of the Cloke family is born with.

Blind Freddy could see 4 years ago that they were only getting Jason and Cameron so they could get to Travis, who was the only decent one of the lot. Now that Collingwood have what they want, they're disposing of the fodder in Cameron and Jason.

I'd be absolutely stunned if Jason Cloke was still on an AFL list in 2 year's time.
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I thought Sheeds said he would go after the best player/s available? I don't see any mentioned here........ :evil:
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Rossoneri wrote:
dizzy_69 wrote:I'd rather Cameron Cloke over Jason Cloke
Id rather a bullet to the head
I would too! but if I had to pick one it would be Cameron
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jimmyc1985 wrote:What i do find somewhat amusing is Collingwood has abused the mental disabilities every member of the Cloke family is born with.

Blind Freddy could see 4 years ago that they were only getting Jason and Cameron so they could get to Travis, who was the only decent one of the lot. Now that Collingwood have what they want, they're disposing of the fodder in Cameron and Jason.

I'd be absolutely stunned if Jason Cloke was still on an AFL list in 2 year's time.
That was exactly my thought when I heard all the hype about how Travis would have gone in the first rd if not for the father son rule and that he could go to richmond or collingwood and chose the pies cos of his brothers. It was clear what was going on right then. Would have worked too if Travis was any good.

Personally I think they are all pretty ordinary although Cameron and Travis do have height and sise and may mature late. None of them have any skills what so ever though and I wouldnt want any one of them at essendon really.
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Sol wrote:
jimmyc1985 wrote:What i do find somewhat amusing is Collingwood has abused the mental disabilities every member of the Cloke family is born with.

Blind Freddy could see 4 years ago that they were only getting Jason and Cameron so they could get to Travis, who was the only decent one of the lot. Now that Collingwood have what they want, they're disposing of the fodder in Cameron and Jason.

I'd be absolutely stunned if Jason Cloke was still on an AFL list in 2 year's time.
That was exactly my thought when I heard all the hype about how Travis would have gone in the first rd if not for the father son rule and that he could go to richmond or collingwood and chose the pies cos of his brothers. It was clear what was going on right then. Would have worked too if Travis was any good.

Personally I think they are all pretty ordinary although Cameron and Travis do have height and sise and may mature late. None of them have any skills what so ever though and I wouldnt want any one of them at essendon really.
Cameron's a dud and won't ever amount to anything, but Travis can play.
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I would only take Cameron, definately not Jason. Cameron could be a ruck option (espeically if Cartledge goes) and could drift forward for us taking a bit of the pressure off Hille and Chook.
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Mrs Mercuri wrote:I would only take Cameron, definately not Jason. Cameron could be a ruck option (espeically if Cartledge goes) and could drift forward for us taking a bit of the pressure off Hille and Chook.
Mrs M...my word is that Chook or Carts are up for trade bait. Both are on thin ice.
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Filthy wrote:
Mrs Mercuri wrote:I would only take Cameron, definately not Jason. Cameron could be a ruck option (espeically if Cartledge goes) and could drift forward for us taking a bit of the pressure off Hille and Chook.
Mrs M...my word is that Chook or Carts are up for trade bait. Both are on thin ice.
That doesn't surprise me actually, i expected Cartledge to be on the way out and Chook hasn't done much in his time here either (i know he has struggled with injury). If Sheeds is interested in Gardiner/Cam Cloke they would help out Hille and Ryder in the ruck. That doesn't sound half bad to me.

Maybe Laycock to the Saints for a draft pick/player?
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Both of them are complete shit. Anyone who suggests we go for them should be banned.
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They would be good pickups ..... for bendigo.
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There is only one collingwood player worse than Jason Cloke: Cameron Cloke.

I will beat them with a f****** iron bar if they come within 500 meters of Windy Hill in any capacity other thatn their future careers as parcel delivery boys.
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Rather see Gary Morecroft re drafted and played in the ruck, than trade laycock or carts for a cloke.
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I saw Cameron Cloke out about 2 weeks ago at a popular Ringwood night spot. I didnt realise how big he is. Mabye he can be that backup ruckman at a pinch, but only, as has been said, if Cartledge gets the flick.

As for the other two, they could possibly follow Gary Morecroft out to Silvan, but thats probably the extent of their future prospects. If they leave Collingwood, that would be curtains i think.
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Hahaha, this has to be one of the most hilarious posts I've ever read. CLOKE = JOKE, all f***ing 3 of them!!! They are the most overrated DUD footballers ever to play the game, and there is some talk of Essendon recruiting them........F****KING HELL!!!!!!!!
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Post by F111 »

Sheedy will talk to any player out of contract I'd've thought.

Clokes live in Ringwood, Sheeds lives close by, Sheeds and daddy Cloke were teammates.

They'll talk.

Sheedy may be mad, but he's not stupid though.
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F111 wrote: Sheedy may be mad, but he's not stupid though.
I hope you're right, mate. I certainly wouldn't want any of those Cloke duds at bomberland.
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