Windy's Very Merry Christmas Carols

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Windy's Very Merry Christmas Carols

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Had some time to kill....hope you enjoy. Give me a carol and I will do some more - I am taking requests :lol:

Ricky Nixon's Coming to Town

(Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry
lock up your daughters, I'm telling you why
Ricky Nixon's coming to town

He's drinking some booze, he's dropping some tabs
He's booking some rooms in 2 star pubs
Ricky Nixon's coming to town

His comb over looks like pubic hair
His mouth like a letter box
And despite these rather ugly traits
He can still pull a sexy fox!

Oh! The shame of it all
And despite this disgrace
The guy is still seen all over the place
Ricky Nixon's coming to town!!
Ricky Nixon aint going to ground!!!
Ricky Nixon's coming to townnnnnnnnnn!!!!


AFL, AFL
(sung to Jingle Bells)

AFL, AFL, raking in the dough
Charging 30 dollars for a burger and a coke - hey?!!
AFL, AFL, money hungry ho's
Tell Demetriou and Anderson, where the f** k to go!!

Taking all your cash, just to watch a game
25 for rocking up and a seat costs much the same
30 for some deep fried shit that vaguely looks like food
Served in any other place the owner would be sued hey!!

AFL, AFL, raking in the dough
Charging 30 dollars for a burger and a coke - hey?!!
AFL, AFL, money hungry ho's
Tell Demetriou and Anderson, where the f*** to go!!

30 years a fan, come rain, hail, sleet or snow
Despite these years of servitude to the finals you cant go
The sponsors and the corporate types who couldnt give a shit
Are taking up the places where the real fans normally sit oh!!!

AFL, AFL, raking in the dough
Charging 30 dollars for a burger and a coke - hey?!!
AFL, AFL, money hungry ho's
Tell Demetriou and Anderson, where the f*** to go!!
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haha very funny!

gotta do the 12 days of christmas! that would be a pissa
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Tripe.

About as funny as your old mate Snowtown, a.k.a Snakes..
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Not tripe! Funny! :D
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Jingle bells, Windy smells
His missus dropped her guts..
She's a milfy, but he wants Filthy
And his hairy nuts.
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I don't think the Jingle Bells version, the chorus, goes with the tune.
He kicks on the left
He kicks on the riiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt
That boy Hurley
Makes Riewoldt look shite!
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Rossoneri wrote:I don't think the Jingle Bells version, the chorus, goes with the tune.

Trust me it does
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Rossoneri wrote:I don't think the Jingle Bells version, the chorus, goes with the tune.
Neither of them work to the tune..
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Windy_Hill wrote:
Rossoneri wrote:I don't think the Jingle Bells version, the chorus, goes with the tune.

Trust me it does
No, it doesn't. Read it again.
He kicks on the left
He kicks on the riiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt
That boy Hurley
Makes Riewoldt look shite!
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Great work Windy!!! Very enjoyable...and very accurate!
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Good one, Windy. very clever.

No wonder Gimps has his nose out of joint!!
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark
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Rossoneri wrote:
Windy_Hill wrote:
Rossoneri wrote:I don't think the Jingle Bells version, the chorus, goes with the tune.

Trust me it does
No, it doesn't. Read it again.
Trustme Rosso - it works - its all in the inflection and syllabic grouping - may not be perfect

Call me on +852 6654 6678 and I will sing it for you
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Windy_Hill wrote:
Rossoneri wrote:
Windy_Hill wrote:
Rossoneri wrote:I don't think the Jingle Bells version, the chorus, goes with the tune.

Trust me it does
No, it doesn't. Read it again.
Trustme Rosso - it works - its all in the inflection and syllabic grouping - may not be perfect

Call me on +852 6654 6678 and I will sing it for you
Are you elongating the word dollars?

What are you doing in HK? Don't kill any of the hookers, they have a family too (wish someone had told me that)
He kicks on the left
He kicks on the riiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt
That boy Hurley
Makes Riewoldt look shite!
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You're full of it Windy, no way those words go with the tune.

And Rockhole... just wait for A Very Filthy Christmas 2011... then you'll see noses out of joint.
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Look forward to it.
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark
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Gimps wrote:You're full of it Windy, no way those words go with the tune.

And Rockhole... just wait for A Very Filthy Christmas 2011... then you'll see noses out of joint.

You are obviously not singing the right tune Gimper coz the words fit - you need to adjust the timbre slightly but the words fit prefectly
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Windy_Hill wrote:
Gimps wrote:You're full of it Windy, no way those words go with the tune.

And Rockhole... just wait for A Very Filthy Christmas 2011... then you'll see noses out of joint.

You are obviously not singing the right tune Gimper coz the words fit - you need to adjust the timbre slightly but the words fit prefectly
He's drinking some booze, he's dropping some tabs
He's booking some rooms in 2 star pubs
Ricky Nixon's coming to town

How does this possibly work? First line is ok, second doesn't fit the bill.
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Gimps wrote:
Windy_Hill wrote:
Gimps wrote:You're full of it Windy, no way those words go with the tune.

And Rockhole... just wait for A Very Filthy Christmas 2011... then you'll see noses out of joint.

You are obviously not singing the right tune Gimper coz the words fit - you need to adjust the timbre slightly but the words fit prefectly
He's drinking some booze, he's dropping some tabs
He's booking some rooms in 2 star pubs
Ricky Nixon's coming to town

How does this possibly work? First line is ok, second doesn't fit the bill.
He's drinking some booze, he's looking to score
He's gunna try and find a teenage whore
Ricky Nixon's coming to town
He kicks on the left
He kicks on the riiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt
That boy Hurley
Makes Riewoldt look shite!
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Oh Slattery

(sung to the tune Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Slattery Oh Slattery,
Your opponent just kicked seven goals
Oh Slattery, Oh Slattery,
Your game is full of gaping holes

Its not so hard to play the man
To tackle hard, to lend a hand
Yet Slattery Oh Slattery
You're always caught in no-man's land

Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
Stephen Milne is raping you
Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
Eddie Betts, just loves you too

These useless hacks stand ten foot tall
Whenever you go near the ball
Coz Slattery, yep Slattery
You'll f*** it up and that's for sure

Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
Why dont you give the game away
Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
You're gonna drive us all insane
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Windy_Hill wrote:Oh Slattery

(sung to the tune Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Slattery Oh Slattery,
Your opponent just kicked seven goals
Oh Slattery, Oh Slattery,
Your game is full of gaping holes

Its not so hard to play the man
To tackle hard, to lend a hand
Yet Slattery Oh Slattery
You're always caught in no-man's land

Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
Stephen Milne is raping you
Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
Eddie Betts, just loves you too

These useless hacks stand ten foot tall
Whenever you go near the ball
Coz Slattery, yep Slattery
You'll f*** it up and that's for sure

Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
Why dont you give the game away
Oh Slattery Oh Slattery
You're gonna drive us all insane
Better than the other ones..
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