Ode to BomberTalk

[Gimps]

Wrote this while listening to a bullshit presentation at work.. not my best stuff, but it goes ok.

We’ve got Benny Doolan, We’ve got Robbie..
And old mate Gringo, he’s a bit gobby

Mrs Merc, J-Mac and Hop..
Filthy and his rants, are all over the shop

Essays from Saladin, Gardening tips from Windy Hill..
The shit from Turncotes mouth, continues to spill

The Italian Stallion Rossoneri, and our friend Swood..
Keri will go ape-shit, if you get her in the mood

There's Little Ripper, JumboPaddy and Robrulz..
The Gimp will open a can of whoop ass, on all you fools

Dan, Megan and Jazz will keep an eye..
On any of us, that decide to let fly

Keep it going boys & girls, our work is on song..
BomberTalk is awesome, and still going strong….

[gringo]

Mods?

[Gimps]

Mods?

Ha ha... belt up

[gringo]

I'd give it 0.2 out of 10. Truly abhorent.

[Gimps]

I'd give it 0.2 out of 10. Truly abhorent.

I'm just warming up for the good stuff... stay tuned.

[gringo]

Gimps awaited, his fundament quivering nervously,
Angled exquisitely to ensure optimal ingress,
Once, twice, thrice…and then silence.

[Gimps]

Gimps awaited, his fundament quivering nervously,
Angled exquisitely to ensure optimal ingress,
Once, twice, thrice…and then silence.

PUSS

[Gimps]

EL GRINGO

He’s lost his talent, Can’t make the big calls
Maybe it’s cos, His wife stole his balls..

She ripped them out, And held them aloft
He can’t help it, If he’s gone soft..

Chick flicks & shopping at IKEA, He won’t complain
He’ll do anything, For the old ball and chain..

[j-mac31]

FFS you're both awful at writing... errr... "poems".

[Mrs Mercuri]

haha nice work Gimps!!

Looking forward to the next installment!

[Gimps]

haha nice work Gimps!!

Looking forward to the next installment!

Cheers Mrs Mercs - I've at least entertained one person on here..

And Jmac, your turn.

[gringo]

FFS you're both awful at writing... errr... "poems".

Really? I thought mine was rather good.

[j-mac31]

And Jmac, your turn.

No, you see I know I can't do it.

I spent a lot of time one summer a few years ago typing all of the poems (and there were a f***load) that my grandpa had written over the years. His were brilliant. And often in his writing which is nigh on impossible to decipher.

You guys write simple/abusive two-line rhymes.

[Jazz_84]

he included me how could i possibly mod this lol

[robrulz5]

Good work Gimps.

[BenDoolan]

Haha...what a pearla this thread is!

It's like trawling through a newspaper (I still remember that activity) and coming across the comics for light relief. Except, this stuff is funny!!

[gringo]

And Jmac, your turn.

No, you see I know I can't do it.

I spent a lot of time one summer a few years ago typing all of the poems (and there were a f***load) that my grandpa had written over the years. His were brilliant. And often in his writing which is nigh on impossible to decipher.

You guys write simple/abusive two-line rhymes.

I don't think you have read my offering very closely at all; it does not rhyme and is over two lines in length. Further, one could strongly argue that it is not abusive. Rather, it quite beautifully and somewhat hauntingly describes Gimps being f***** in the ass.

[bomberdonnie]

f*** you gimps you c***
I am not in your poem
where is my respect

[Gimps]

f*** you gimps you c***
I am not in your poem
where is my respect

Like I said, this is just a warm up. Thought we needed something a tad light hearted. I promise you'll be in the next one Donnie, and it will be a pearler.

[bomberdonnie]

f*** you gimps you c***
I am not in your poem
where is my respect

Haha I love a post that gets mod attention