The Mark Bolton Wing....
The Mark Bolton Wing....
....of the Thimas Embling Psychiatric Unit has just been opened following his re-signig by Essendon it has just been announced.
Its first patients are Robbie 67 and my brother Paul. Dodgey has decided to guts it out but will not drink at any match Mark plays in as he is sick of flinging his $7 beers to the ground in disgust and as a hard working, family man, can't afford the losses.
Features of this wing are that the padded walled wards are constructed in such a way that the flinging of objects at the wall at the mention of MB's name, have been built in such a way that said objects will not bounce off them and hurt the perps.
Also all TV's have been constructed in such a way that MB's face is automatically pixallated on coming into screen and the mention of his name is beeped out on 7 second delay.
Patients are assured of a MB free zone.
Its first patients are Robbie 67 and my brother Paul. Dodgey has decided to guts it out but will not drink at any match Mark plays in as he is sick of flinging his $7 beers to the ground in disgust and as a hard working, family man, can't afford the losses.
Features of this wing are that the padded walled wards are constructed in such a way that the flinging of objects at the wall at the mention of MB's name, have been built in such a way that said objects will not bounce off them and hurt the perps.
Also all TV's have been constructed in such a way that MB's face is automatically pixallated on coming into screen and the mention of his name is beeped out on 7 second delay.
Patients are assured of a MB free zone.
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Remarkably... the wing is the only place he should ever be considered to play. Pity we've got a lot of blokes way ahead of him in that department (yet somehow he still gets a game
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Need Directions??
You'll find it just along from the Trevor Spencer Tranquility Garden through the Kevin Walsh Gates, then turn left at the Peter Sommerville Memorial Wishing Well and keep going straight.
Once you pass the Kevein Sheedy Institute for Underskilled Footballers you'll see the Mark Bolton Wing.
Good luck
You'll find it just along from the Trevor Spencer Tranquility Garden through the Kevin Walsh Gates, then turn left at the Peter Sommerville Memorial Wishing Well and keep going straight.
Once you pass the Kevein Sheedy Institute for Underskilled Footballers you'll see the Mark Bolton Wing.
Good luck
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I love the fact how Bolton cops so much shit where up until last week, there was a bloke who was that f****** pathetic he brought the #3 jumper not only back to ground level from its lofty hieghts at the EFC, but so far down it went all the way to upside-china and beyond.
He kicks on the left
He kicks on the riiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt
That boy Hurley
Makes Riewoldt look shite!
He kicks on the riiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt
That boy Hurley
Makes Riewoldt look shite!
Yeah it could be very usefull for wiping away that bit of stuff Sheedy leaves on Bolt's chin.Megan wrote:I think we need Kleenex to sign on as our new sponsor, what with all the f****** sooking going on around here at the moment...
Maybe though we could get a white handkerchief company to sponsor us. We could give it to Bolton's man, so he could wave it to him, and yell out, "I'm over here Mark!!".