Knights Is A Retard
Knights Is A Retard
He is going to f****** ruin Heath Hocking. Put the guy in the f****** mid-field and let him play before you f*** up another you stupid c***.
- Mrs Mercuri
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Re: Knights Is A Retard
I couldnt believe when i heard that he was playing on Edwards..... WTF... he is a midfielder, why does Knights continue to play him as a key defender... i dont like Stanton playing down there either. Play Tyson Slattery if you want another defender in the side.
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You would have thought that HH wouldnt need a third arsehole?? He already got a new one courtesy of LeCras last week
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Having Hocking on Edwards was a joke, having Hocking in defence was a joke. Twice he backed back allowing Edwards to use him as a stepladder, alot of defrenders wouldn't put themselves in the position very often let alone twice in a quarter.
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Love this thread, lets make it a top 10 reasons why knights is and remains a retard.
Contenders so far in no particular order (yet!)
1. Insisting Hocking is a Key Defender when he is clearly a midfielder. Could add Dempsey to that to a lesser extent. And now the latest in full backs, Stanton. Now every turn over results in a goal against us. Genious!!:roll:
2. His non existant forward structure. He should be tieing a 40 mtr rope from the goal square to Neagle's leg. More than half the time our midfield are on the break we have no one there. Neagle has the agility of a freight train and is useless anywhere but on the lead. Surely with this run and gun style of footy at elast one permanant forward is absalutely necessary. I would have thought this was obviouse, but clearly not to that mastermind Matthew Knights.
3. Not exploiting Gumbletons athleticismn by having him play between the arcs as a roaming CHF. The bloke is being wasted in the F50 and can and will be a more difficult match up further up the ground running defenders off their legs. The fact that Gumby does so well when he is up the ground has me scratching my head as to why he is predimonately played deep. His kick for goal also remains an issue, further reason to get him up the ground.
4. His stupid comments in the Media such as 'people have shown their hands in the last week'. Dick head, peoples support of the Club is not in question, it's that no one supports your shit game plan and idiotic game day descisions.
4. His inability to stop the now weekly 6-8 unanswered goals by making the right moves. This has been going on under Knights since he coached Bendigo.
5. He laughs at his team getting smashed in the confort of his coaches box. Enough said!! This is probably my No.1 reason I jumped on the Knights haters bandwagon.
6. Selection vs. gameplan. The Man has a gameplan that focus's on run, carry, pace and precise skills, then picks a team of players who's strengths include none of those attributes. This includes descisions such as dropping NLM who is in career best form and Dempsey who has been far from our worst despite being played out of position.
Contenders so far in no particular order (yet!)
1. Insisting Hocking is a Key Defender when he is clearly a midfielder. Could add Dempsey to that to a lesser extent. And now the latest in full backs, Stanton. Now every turn over results in a goal against us. Genious!!:roll:
2. His non existant forward structure. He should be tieing a 40 mtr rope from the goal square to Neagle's leg. More than half the time our midfield are on the break we have no one there. Neagle has the agility of a freight train and is useless anywhere but on the lead. Surely with this run and gun style of footy at elast one permanant forward is absalutely necessary. I would have thought this was obviouse, but clearly not to that mastermind Matthew Knights.
3. Not exploiting Gumbletons athleticismn by having him play between the arcs as a roaming CHF. The bloke is being wasted in the F50 and can and will be a more difficult match up further up the ground running defenders off their legs. The fact that Gumby does so well when he is up the ground has me scratching my head as to why he is predimonately played deep. His kick for goal also remains an issue, further reason to get him up the ground.
4. His stupid comments in the Media such as 'people have shown their hands in the last week'. Dick head, peoples support of the Club is not in question, it's that no one supports your shit game plan and idiotic game day descisions.
4. His inability to stop the now weekly 6-8 unanswered goals by making the right moves. This has been going on under Knights since he coached Bendigo.
5. He laughs at his team getting smashed in the confort of his coaches box. Enough said!! This is probably my No.1 reason I jumped on the Knights haters bandwagon.
6. Selection vs. gameplan. The Man has a gameplan that focus's on run, carry, pace and precise skills, then picks a team of players who's strengths include none of those attributes. This includes descisions such as dropping NLM who is in career best form and Dempsey who has been far from our worst despite being played out of position.
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CSol wrote:Love this thread, lets make it a top 10 reasons why knights is and remains a retard.
Contenders so far in no particular order (yet!)
1. Insisting Hocking is a Key Defender when he is clearly a midfielder. Could add Dempsey to that to a lesser extent. And now the latest in full backs, Stanton. Now every turn over results in a goal against us. Genious!!:roll:
2. His non existant forward structure. He should be tieing a 40 mtr rope from the goal square to Neagle's leg. More than half the time our midfield are on the break we have no one there. Neagle has the agility of a freight train and is useless anywhere but on the lead. Surely with this run and gun style of footy at elast one permanant forward is absalutely necessary. I would have thought this was obviouse, but clearly not to that mastermind Matthew Knights.
3. Not exploiting Gumbletons athleticismn by having him play between the arcs as a roaming CHF. The bloke is being wasted in the F50 and can and will be a more difficult match up further up the ground running defenders off their legs. The fact that Gumby does so well when he is up the ground has me scratching my head as to why he is predimonately played deep. His kick for goal also remains an issue, further reason to get him up the ground.
4. His stupid comments in the Media such as 'people have shown their hands in the last week'. Dick head, peoples support of the Club is not in question, it's that no one supports your shit game plan and idiotic game day descisions.
4. His inability to stop the now weekly 6-8 unanswered goals by making the right moves. This has been going on under Knights since he coached Bendigo.
5. He laughs at his team getting smashed in the confort of his coaches box. Enough said!! This is probably my No.1 reason I jumped on the Knights haters bandwagon.
6. Selection vs. gameplan. The Man has a gameplan that focus's on run, carry, pace and precise skills, then picks a team of players who's strengths include none of those attributes. This includes descisions such as dropping NLM who is in career best form and Dempsey who has been far from our worst despite being played out of position.
So I take it you wont be registering your apology on the "I got Knights Wrong" thread in any hurry?
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Who else were we going to put back there?
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Mark McVeigh?
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Yep makes no sense.
But Edwards is a tough match up. He's medium sized, but has great hands and leap. Fletch may have been the best option and Hooker could have played in the backline more. T Slattery would have been a good match up and while it would be a tough ask for a second gamer, it would be a great lesson for him.
But Edwards is a tough match up. He's medium sized, but has great hands and leap. Fletch may have been the best option and Hooker could have played in the backline more. T Slattery would have been a good match up and while it would be a tough ask for a second gamer, it would be a great lesson for him.
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Tyson Slats played on Edwards for a while when Bendigo played Nth Ballarat a few weeks back I think...j-mac31 wrote:Yep makes no sense.
But Edwards is a tough match up. He's medium sized, but has great hands and leap. Fletch may have been the best option and Hooker could have played in the backline more. T Slattery would have been a good match up and while it would be a tough ask for a second gamer, it would be a great lesson for him.
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Would have made him the perfect match up this week then.Mrs Mercuri wrote:Tyson Slats played on Edwards for a while when Bendigo played Nth Ballarat a few weeks back I think...j-mac31 wrote:Yep makes no sense.
But Edwards is a tough match up. He's medium sized, but has great hands and leap. Fletch may have been the best option and Hooker could have played in the backline more. T Slattery would have been a good match up and while it would be a tough ask for a second gamer, it would be a great lesson for him.
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Re: Knights Is A Retard
Sorry robbie - I have to disagree. Knights in not a retard.
He is a f****** retard.
He is a f****** retard.
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tonysoprano wrote:Sorry robbie - I have to disagree. Knights in not a retard.
He is a f****** retard.
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I'm a Major Critic of Mathew,but I wouldn't go as far to say things like the above.
Hmmm!
Hmmm!
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I know what you mean Grassy. He may be a retard, but he's not a f****** retard.
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It's just the line of work I do with the guys(and Gals) I work for Robbie.Wouldn't say it anyway if I didn't work for them,but these guys look up to me for Help,support and Mateship.
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I wouldnt call anyone with a mental illness or mental disability a retard Grassy. The word has a different meaning now than it used to.
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How about we agree to simply call Knights a Dipstick- I am pretty sure that doesnt affect any minorities, disadvantaged or diabled groups - just dipsticks who may feel it belittles their kind a tad too much