Need your help..

[Gimps]

Got a smartarse Whorethorn supporter at work that keeps walking past my desk and reeling off duds of our past.. they include:

Richard Cole
Ty Zantuck
Tony Antrobus
Joel Reynolds

And the list goes on..

I've got a couple of Whorethorn duds stockpiled, but need some more to hit him hard. Any suggestions?

I won't take shit from a low-life Hawk!

[BenDoolan]

Mark Williams LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Get back to you soon

[bomberdonnie]

Mark Williams LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Get back to you soon

I am pretty sure that most hawks fans would be happy with what we gave up for this

[brad]

Max Bailey
Josh Thurgood
Richie Vandenberg
Beau Dowler
Tim Boyle
Tim Clark
Zac Dawson
Chance Bateman (realise he is a premiership player but bloody hell he is hopeless - very little impact on games)

[BenDoolan]

Campbell Brown

[Gimps]

Mark Williams LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Get back to you soon

Nah, we'll forever cop it for Mark Williams.. just like Cole, Zantuck, Cupido etc..

[BenDoolan]

Lance Picioane
Jade Rawlings
Rayden Tallis
Angelo Lekkas
Daniel Harford
Nathan Thompson

[robrulz5]

Andrew Demetriou
Rhan Hooper
Ricky Nixon haha
Brad Lloyd (you got the wrong one f******!)
Paul Barnard (had to come to Essendon to become a good player)
Barry Young (instantly became rubbish when he got to Hawthorn)
Zac Dawson
Wayde Skipper
Carl Petersen
Simon Beaumont

[Crazyman]

Coach Clarkson...

[Royza]

Austin McCrabb

[BERT]

Todd Ridley

[jimmyc1985]

My favourite one for a Hawthorn supporter was to suggest that their club has as much testicular fortitude as Peter Crimmins.

[robbie67]

Barry Young and Danny Jacobs.

[filthy2]

Given that only won their 1st Flag in 1961, after 60 odd years in the comp take your pick prior too.

[Rover 7]

"Candles" Thompson.

[DC2]

vandenturd being their captain really says it all.

not to mention their ridiculous tipped and highlighted hair-do's.

[Mick]

2006 National draft

Pick 6 Mitchell Thorp Tassie Mariners Hawthorn
Pick 7 Joel Selwood Bendigo Pioneers Geelong

[robbie67]

How about the quite simple, but cutting, "your club is so irrelevant, I dont even know the names of your good players, let alone try and remeber those of the infinite amount of shit ones that you have had".

[Gimps]

How about the quite simple, but cutting, "your club is so irrelevant, I dont even know the names of your good players, let alone try and remeber those of the infinite amount of shit ones that you have had".

That was my first crack at him Robbie. Didn't seem to compute in his tiny pea brain.

So I sent thru the list we have compiled above, his response:

Danny Jacobs - was really good for us. Ruined by a serious hip injury which was a legacy of the bad management days at Essendon
Rhan Hooper - was good for us until he went awol
Brad Lloyd - wasn't a bad player. But guess he was a dud. Wouldn't be bad in todays footy
Carl Petersen - look at Hooper
Simon Beaumont - he was still better than Camporeale, Allan, Murphy who you got from Carltonm at the same time.
Jade Rawlings - wasn't bad for pick 120 something. He was an idiot for leaving Hawthorn.
Rayden Tallis - Played over 150 games
Nathan Thompson - Until he stuffed is posterior cruciate was 10 times better than Ryder as ruck forward
Josh Thurgood - Lloyd and his forearm guard ruined him
Beau Dowler - Kicked 4 against your mob.

Without doing research, some of your duds:
- Richie Cole
- Darren Wheildon
- The 3 Carlton duds listed above.
- McVeigh (Dud bloke to)
- Ryan O'Connor
- Kilpatrick
- Mark Fraser
- Russell Williams
- That big American guy. Someone Williams. Maybe Dwayne
- Zantuck
- Henneman
- Courtney Johns
- Tony Delaney
- Kepler Bradley
- Peter Filandia

[Megan]

It was Dwayne Armstrong, and the fact he puts McVeigh as a dud clearly indicates he was found swimming in the VERY shallow end of the gene pool.