Why Carlton are pieces of shit....

[BenDoolan]

Jim Buckley - f****** alcoholic who was responsible for killing someone whilst pissed behind the wheel of a car

Wayne Johnston - f****** wanker who loved himself more than anything in the world

Mike Fitzpatrick - f****** arrogant, wanking Rhodes Scholar

Jon Dorotich - f****** wankaholic who couldn't stop exposing and wanking himself in public

Stephen Kernahan - f****** mullet head who had boofhead voice to match

David Rhys-Jones - f****** dirtbag who loved hitting blokes who weren't looking

Craig Bradley - f****** scumbag who did the dirty on us

Stephen Silvagni - f****** grappling, jumper holding, arm chopping tosser

Fraser Brown - f****** dog

Mark Athorn - f****** circus clown

Greg Williams - f****** dirty animal who was the biggest prick to ever play the game

Glenn Manton - f****** shitbox who thought he was better than he was

Aaron Hamill - f****** weak prick who liked hitting blokes behind play

Brendan Fevola - f****** serial dickhead and utter moron

John Elliott - f****** faecal matter, a cheating motherfucking liar and an allround slimey bastard

Robert Walls - f****** arsehole from head to toe

CFC - Complete f****** c****

[tonysoprano]

greatest post of all time.

[Jazz_84]

haha fantastic effort that!

[Windy_Hill]

Post this to the cheers squad

Its not to late too get it on the player's run through banner for this evening

[sconsey]

GOLD!

[stryper]

=D>

[billyduckworth]

Gee, Ben, don't hold back, tell us what you really think.

(BTW I agree with every word you wrote and more!!)

[s'dreams]

Excellent ... but you left out John Nicholls - convicted for f****** embezzelling from the bank he worked in.

[ReturnofDad]

Michael Hurley...can play, but Indian taxi drivers. discuss.

Hird...bit of lite blood on hands? gemba?

Andrew Lovett....???????????????????????????????

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

[billyduckworth]

Let he who makes sense write his first post.

[ReturnofDad]

Refute, I am begging you. Ben doolan was so articulate and factual.

[pear]

Dick Pratt - convicted of corruption, received bullshit pardon on his death bed

[stryper]

Hmmm Let me see Hurley - 1 mistake made and turned his life around.
Lovett - as I seem to recall he was with the Saints...
Your list of morons - Pure Gold
Hirdy - A True Legend who didn't come from another club...
Judd - I will give you that - a supertar but did he learn that from Carlscum - I don't think so somehow...
Without him you would be rubbish...

[ReturnofDad]

Juddy, probably at East Sandy from his parents.

I presume Benny doolan has met mike fitzpatrick?

your inferiority complex is bemusing.

[Royza]

Who was their fraudulent price fixing c*** of a president, who harboured ET as his wife?

[Carl fighter]

Justin Madden - worst politician this state has ever seen...

Damian Cupido- had a mad porn collection...

[Royza]

Cheers pear. Dick Pratt, that's a name that really sums them up.

[s'dreams]

Justin Madden - worst politician this state has ever seen...

Damian Cupido- had a mad porn collection...

I won't ask how you know this

[ReturnofDad]

and I will ask you...was Dick Pratt playing on the half forward flank tonight? walk me through how he contributed to your epic shitness?

Don't hate the player, hate the game as a wise man once said...I think it was Flava Flav or maybe Magic Johnson.

[pear]

When born his old man said, 'you are a dick and a pratt'