Waste of a good piece of Meat

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Carl fighter
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Waste of a good piece of Meat

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I was in Woolies today, and there was a nice piece of rump roast on special (no bones ).....

so i was going to buy it, and you know do what any bloke does by himself on a saturday night and have my way with it....

you know half cook it, cut a hole in it, and you can work out the rest... (dont worry if you are freaking out a bit, i do use protection).

Anyway after reading the forum all week, i was a bit conned with your optimism, and decided to watch the game instead.... i wasnt going to, i thought we would get killed... its taught me not to listen to the blind optimism on here....

so that piece of rump, would be back to full price tomorrow.... so i'm pretty dissapointed.
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hahaha....I have to say at least this is 100 times wittier than any of the other shit I will cop all f****** week.
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Hey, if you are looking for a nice piece of rump to have your way with, Double Jeopardy is bending over in the corner with Robert Walls' cock in his mouth - if you are quick (and I mean real quick as Stepehen Kernahan is lurking), you might get your rocks off for the first time since you wanked with John Dorotich in the back of your cortina in Lygon Street
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Why does it not suprise me that this guy works with gimps? ''
dices ad adepto futui (tell them to f*** off)
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Carl fighter wrote:I was in Woolies today, and there was a nice piece of rump roast on special (no bones ).....

so i was going to buy it, and you know do what any bloke does by himself on a saturday night and have my way with it....

you know half cook it, cut a hole in it, and you can work out the rest... (dont worry if you are freaking out a bit, i do use protection).

Anyway after reading the forum all week, i was a bit conned with your optimism, and decided to watch the game instead.... i wasnt going to, i thought we would get killed... its taught me not to listen to the blind optimism on here....

so that piece of rump, would be back to full price tomorrow.... so i'm pretty dissapointed.

Whos this f***'n idiet bring bak doble jepardy???
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Carl fighter
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Mi Chiamo Carlo
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s'dreams wrote:Why does it not suprise me that this guy works with gimps? ''
Doesn't work with me, he doesn't have the intellect..
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