The Official f*** Carlton thread

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bahahaha...well done Rob :D
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was sitting on the fence about 25m from where Wally took out that shittruck Hanna - you could hear the body slam like a the sound of a 25 stone fat arse doing a belly flop from the 10m diving tower. It shook the ground
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robrulz5 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milham_Hanna

Had to add a dot point.
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Anyone got footage of the "Best Fullback" ever kicking the ball back in straight to Lucas, who thumped it straight back over the f****** head for the matchwinner in 1998 (I think it was)
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You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine.
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BERT wrote:
Early on (about 50secs I think) someone is commentated as Blumfield (it's not him, he's wearing No.20) ... who is that? Looks vaguely like Blake Caracella.

EDIT : Never mind, I worked it out. Peter Berbakov!
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Nice footnote
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark
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Bloody hell.....18 years ago, no one knew the way to weights room. :shock:
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They scum have stolen our advertising campaign!

http://www.iamcarlton.com.au/

Its just like ours except its much crappier. And the video has lots of Italians.
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Staggy wrote:They scum have stolen our advertising campaign!

http://www.iamcarlton.com.au/

Its just like ours except its much crappier. And the video has lots of Italians.
:lol: [-X It's exactly the f****** same as ours!
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BERT wrote:
I remember watching that one on TV live and going nuts when Lucas kicked the winner (I didn't remember Silvagni f****** up). Goooood times.
How good was it when you didn't have to hear the maggots?

Brilliant. I love early on when Barnard gets a 50 to the goalsquare and doesn't line up straight in front - the umpire just lets him kick.
These days they line you up with the middle of the goals when you're at the other end of the ground. [-X

And how bloody good was young Lloyd!?

Oh and f*** Carlton.

And f*** Murphy and Camporeale.
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"I am Carlton"..... are they serious.... think that slogan has already been taken... :evil:
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God I miss JJ.
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BERT wrote:
i wish goal umpires still wore hats and coats like that.

tore at the fabric of the game when they changed that imo.
(i know small and petty, but eh i am a traditionalist)
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Ossie wrote:
Staggy wrote:They scum have stolen our advertising campaign!

http://www.iamcarlton.com.au/

Its just like ours except its much crappier. And the video has lots of Italians.
:lol: [-X It's exactly the f****** same as ours!
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Once again, this shows the true mentatlity of the hated scum. Notice the emphasis is on "I" and not "We" as in "We are Essendon". Where is the team ethic in this.

They really are a bunch of individualists.

Their whole team is built around 1st draft picks who really believe that they only have to turn up to win the accolades of their shit supporters. They have no really hard players, in fact, guys like Yarran, Garlett, Bettes, Kruezer and Gibbs could not get a kick in a street fight.

Finally, It appears that Walker told Ratten that if he was not given a forward spot he would walk. Imagine if Myers or Hardingham went to Hirdy and Bomber and said this. They would be out the door and on their arse in a flash.

Total bunch of softcocks who have managed to buy their way to fifth spot. I would die happy if we could beat them, preferably by a point.
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark
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1 point will do it, but 100 points would be alright....

Judd must be crushed early, M.Hanna style.

If only big Wal was gonna be out there - Oh yeah, I forgot he was down the TAB.
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boris wrote:1 point will do it, but 100 points would be alright....

Judd must be crushed early, M.Hanna style.

If only big Wal was gonna be out there - Oh yeah, I forgot he was down the TAB.
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Just in case anyone forgot - f*** CARLTON!!!
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