Windy's Very Merry Christmas Carols

[BenDoolan]

Every year without fail, you come up with a pearla!!

Bit disappointed you left me off your Christmas Carol list though Gimpa...

[Windy Hille]

[Windy_Hill]

Gimps you get the votes, its a footy forum, I am not expecting my well crafted word smithing to hold much water in these parts. For sheer purile delight, the trophy is yours - well done young man

[Gimps]

Gimps you get the votes, its a footy forum, I am not expecting my well crafted word smithing to hold much water in these parts. For sheer purile delight, the trophy is yours - well done young man

Yours were good too mate. I just can't help it if my humour appeals to the masses.

[paddyl90]

=D> =D> =D>

Hilarious Gimps! The humour, not those involved...whatever names you chucked in there would still be as funny!

[Gimps]

=D> =D> =D>

Hilarious Gimps! The humour, not those involved...whatever names you chucked in there would still be as funny!

As Elvis used to say.. Thank you very much

All just a bit of fun between friends

[paddyl90]

Haha yeah..I can't tell who's serious and who's not around here!

[Gimps]

...... wants to blow
He says he isn't gay
But all of us know
He always bats that way

Licking balls and rings
He really thinks that's nice
Then his dirty ass
Tends to pay the price

Jingle bells jingle bells
...... goes all the way
Oh what fun he is to ride
For any bloke that's gay..

[BenDoolan]

LOL!!!

What have you started Windy???? You've unleashed the beast of poetry!!! Gimpa the poet master =D>

[Gimps]

I SNEAKED OUT OF BED ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT,
AND WHAT I SAW REALLY NEARLY SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.
...... CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN.

I COULD SEE HIM BUT HE COULDN'T SEE ME,
WHILE HE WAS BANGING ..... BENEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE,
...... CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN.

"HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?" ...... CLAUS SAID,
..... WAS DOWN ON HIS KNEES JUST NODDIN' HIS HEAD
...... CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN.

"I PROMISE SOMETHING SPECIAL," THAT'S WHAT I HEARD HIM SAY.
"IF YOU'RE A BAD BOY FOR ME TONIGHT, I'LL BE GOOD TO YOU CHRISTMAS DAY..."

HE MIGHT BE OLD AND HE MIGHT BE FAT
BUT ..... SHOULDN'T KNOCK BACK AN OFFER LIKE THAT
CAUSE ...... CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN.

..... BROUGHT HIM A BEER THEN STOPPED FOR A WHILE
THEN ...... SPUN HIM AROUND AND DID HIM PUPPY DOG STYLE
...... CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN.

THEN I HEARD HIM SAY "YOU'RE PEARL NECKLACE IS COMIN!"
THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "YOU'RE A LUCKY BOY .....!"
....... CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ON CHRISTMAS DAY WHAT ...... BRINGS FOR ....., OLD SON
CAUSE I HEARD ...... PROMISE HIM ANYTHING AT ALL IF HE’D TAKE IT UP THE BUM

[gringo]

That is possibly the purist, most virginal, unfettered piece of rubbish I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

[Sismis]

Gimps, you seem to have a lot of time for homosexual fantasies for a guy pointing the finger...

[swoodley]

Gimps, you seem to have a lot of time for homosexual fantasies for a guy pointing the finger...

I've noticed this as well Sis

[rockhole]

"Now we don our gay apparel!!!"

[Sismis]

"Now we don our gay apparel!!!"

=D>

[j-mac31]

Gimps, you seem to have a lot of time for homosexual fantasies for a guy pointing the finger...

Those who talk about it most...

But not that there's anything wrong with that!

[Gimps]

That is possibly the purist, most virginal, unfettered piece of rubbish I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

Was just listening to a bit of old Kev Bloody Wilson, so thought I would just modify his work a bit. Read my Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer parody, then try to beat that Sunshine.

[Gimps]

Gimps, you seem to have a lot of time for homosexual fantasies for a guy pointing the finger...

Those who talk about it most...

But not that there's anything wrong with that!

Nothing wrong with it at all. Hence why I feel comfortable talking about it, and honoring my friends in poems..

[watsongun]

I f****** hate christmas.