Could this be the quietest Pre-Season on record?

[Windy_Hill]

Damn well feels like it!!!

Where is that bimbo schoolgirl? Or The King belting his girlfriend. Or Lovey letting his fingers do the walking. Or Fev puking up on a casino black jack table?


So boring

[BenDoolan]

Heath Scotland thought he might liven things up a little....

[Windy_Hill]

Heath Scotland thought he might liven things up a little....

Like his football, largely gone unnoticed

[Gimps]

Daniel Connors is getting a guernsey in the paper after coming back from a 12 week club imposed ban for unacceptable social behavior.

I'll back this up, he is a f****** idiot. Low life parasite that can't handle the drink.

[Mrs Mercuri]

Isn't it a good thing that all the footy players are behaving this year...

Can't wait for the NAB Cup to start!!

[rockhole]

For me it has been due to a complete lack of access to training runs. I always went to a couple just to take a look at the progress or otherwise of certain players but all sessions have been closed.

[bpdons]

Finally your wish has come true.
Carey front page of the Herald Sun today
Enjoy

[Windy_Hill]

He's like that Geyser in Yellowstone, what's it called, "Old Faithful"....never lets you down

[Gimps]

Think it's a case of woeful reporting... he's innocent.

[Windy_Hill]

Think it's a case of woeful reporting... he's innocent.

Yeah of course he is, it was nothing but baking powder that accidentally got into his clothes whilst preparing some yummy cupcakes over the weekend.

[rockhole]

How dumb can you be given that he would already know thaey had this testing gear at the gate. Whether it was front page news, however, is debatable.

How many read the headline and assumed that Carey had been busted??

[BenDoolan]

Carey's a former player anyway so it doesn't rate. If you include him, then you should also mention Ben Cousins' slippery slide to complete madness....

[Malky]

Ben who?



Can't wait to see some footy!

[j-mac31]

I'm happy to report that I have no f****** idea what Carey did, or care about it.

[Mrs Mercuri]

For me it has been due to a complete lack of access to training runs. I always went to a couple just to take a look at the progress or otherwise of certain players but all sessions have been closed.

Agreed.... loved the pre-Christmas open training a few years back... sadly this year the club seems to have shut up shop....

[Megan]

You know it's quiet when the Roo recruit f****** up is big news.

[rockhole]

You know it's quiet when the Roo recruit f****** up is big news.

....and some prick form filthland loses his licence. Big Deal!!!

Bring back the St. Kilda school girl

[j-mac31]

Bring back the St. Kilda school girl

[rockhole]

No training access, no practice match access, no access NAB Cup so far. I have never felt less enthusiastic regarding the start of a season.