Top 5..

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Most hated clubs..

I'm sure this sort of thing has come up before, but let's have another crack.

As you can probably tell, I hate just about every club other than Essendon. No, every club. My top 5 are as follows:

1. Collingwood
2. Carlton
3. West Coast
4. Hawthorn
5. Richmond

Another 4 or 5 clubs are on the fringe.

I had plenty of hate in me over the last week, West Coke give me the ****** shits. And I'm sure it'll be around for Shitmond this week. Feral f****.
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Hmmm my top 5

1- Carlton
2- Collingwood
3- Sydney
4- Richmond
5- hawthorn
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1. Eagles
2. Pies
3. Demons
4. Tigers
5. Blues

The Eagles as a club and there fans are the biggest cock smoking wankers going around - you probably have to live in Perth to get a feel of how much you can hate them if you don't like stroking their ego's.

Melbourne piss me off because we lose to them when they are the f****** pits and I hate Gary Lyon more than any other football "journo" in the country - including Hutchy, Fatprick, and Caro.

Also, my brother has been a blues fan since he was 5 years old (now 36!) so I've always hated them a little less than I probably should.
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1. Carlton- just pure scum.
2. Hawthorn- have had some of the dirtiest players of all time go around sniping.
3. Collingwood- f****** get away with everything and think they answer to no one.
4. Richmond- don't know why as they haven't done anything for 30 years but they just shit me.
5. North Melbourne- shinboner spirit my arse.


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tonysoprano wrote:1. Eagles
2. Pies
3. Demons
4. Tigers
5. Blues

The Eagles as a club and there fans are the biggest cock smoking wankers going around - you probably have to live in Perth to get a feel of how much you can hate them if you don't like stroking their ego's.

Melbourne piss me off because we lose to them when they are the f****** pits and I hate Gary Lyon more than any other football "journo" in the country - including Hutchy, Fatprick, and Caro.

Also, my brother has been a blues fan since he was 5 years old (now 36!) so I've always hated them a little less than I probably should.

Cock smoking wankers - I like it.
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1. Carlton - Dirty cheating, brown paper bag, crooks treated like gods there (Pratt, Elliott, Nicholls) cheating pricks

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2. Collingwood - Moron supporters,

3. Launceston - Biggest bunch of hypocrite supporters and the biggest whingers ever. How any of there supporters can sook about dirty players and snipers, when they have had more than any other club.

4. Melbourne - A club that doesn't stand for anything. Thinks they should be handed everything.

5. North - There inferiority complex is a disgrace. Like Melb they think they should be handed everything.
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1. Carlton
2. Collingwood
3. West Coast
4. Port Adelaide
5. Hawthorn
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1 - Carlton and every single thing to do with them
2 - St Kilda - just wankers
3 - Collingwood - their vile fans
4 - Sydney - all the close losses and rapings during multiple visits up there
5 - Richmond - shit club who always seem to try and get up for us
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1 - Carlton/Collingwood...too difficult to split the filth and the scum
2 - Hawks...just because of the 80's, Lethal and Brereton in particular
3 - Richmond...anyone with a yellow stripe down their back deserves all they have got over the last 30 years
4 - Brisbane...the leg up they got when they merged was ridiculous (GWS and GC will be similar in a few years, but didn't have the merged clubs to draw from...)
5 - Sydney...I may live here, but their supporters are as fickle as anything (goes for most sports up here to btw...)
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1. Carlton
2. Collingwood
3. Richmond
4. Sydney
5. Hawthorn
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BERT wrote:1. Carlton - Dirty cheating, brown paper bag, crooks treated like gods there (Pratt, Elliott, Nicholls) cheating pricks

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2. Collingwood - Moron supporters,

3. Launceston - Biggest bunch of hypocrite supporters and the biggest whingers ever. How any of there supporters can sook about dirty players and snipers, when they have had more than any other club.

4. Melbourne - A club that doesn't stand for anything. Thinks they should be handed everything.

5. North - There inferiority complex is a disgrace. Like Melb they think they should be handed everything.
Wait. What? Bert, are you Tasmanian and I never knew???




I really only genuinely hate Carlton. I dislike most others with varying degress of venom but Carlton are the only ones I truely, utterly and thoroughly dispise.
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absolutely f****** HATE Carlton, cheating tanking pieces of steaming shit

2. Collingwood (think they own the world and fans think no Collingwood = no AFL)
3. Hawks
4. Weagles (moved up to 3 after watching their players throw their heads back time after time)
5. Richmond (i don't know why they just shit me.... they stay arrogant for some reason)
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I enjoy the times we beat carlton and collingwood the best.

I think stkilda are a bum of a club and think its great everytime we beat them.

Hawks historically have hated. But i must admit to enjoying the brand of footy they play. I watch hawks games just to see franklin. So they are currently out of top 5. Last two spots prob richmond and adelaide. Never liked the crows.

Oh and i hate north. But thatd make 6
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1. West Coast...see Tony's reasons

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2. Carlton
3. Hawthorn
4. Richmond
5. Collingwood
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1. Collingwood - Don't know what it is, but I just can't cop them, the supporters, anything black and white and it makes me want to vomit violently.
2. Norf - Someone mentioned the inferiority complex, these flogs just feel like everything Essendon has ever acheived is at their expense, they drive me nuts. One particular supporter on FB just makes my blood boil..
3. Carltank - Self Explanitory.
4. Richmond - It's their fault Matthew Knights coached us.
5. St Kilda - For a side that has never won anything, shit these guys think they are good.
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5. North Melbourne
4. Collingwood
3. Richmond
2. Hawthorn

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1. Carlton. f****** despise them with every sinew of my being.
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1 - Carlton
2 - Collingwood
3 - Richmond
4 - Hawthorn
5 - North Melbourne
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1. Carlton
2. Hawthorn
3. Brisbane
4.Collingwood
5. Norf
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There is a funny parallel thread about who carlton hates the most. Guess whose number 1? :-)

http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/vi ... =2&t=31545
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1. Carlton ... just the B/S from Walls and Pratt is enuf (umm didn't Pratt get done for anti competative behaviours ... go figure)
2. Dawks ... line in the sand ... Dermie ... Guess I was a child of the 70's who hated the wankers ... BTW ... one of the best things Matty Lloyd did in his final year ... :roll:
3. Brisbane ... was in Brisbane for work on the Thurs eve of the 2001 GF when Leigh Matthews on league teams bagged the EFC fans as arrogant and the main reason why the Bears whould have the support of all all other teams agin us .... never forgiven the C#nt or the bears ... and he is a lying cheating thug C#nt
4. Weagles ... favoured feather dusters who are on roids, ups, downs but ahem ahem ... never seem to get pinged for testings issues
5. Port ... we were their bitches for so long ... even though their supporters only had 34 teeth between 12,000 members - but they all all carried a phillips head screwdriver to jab/let down yr tyres in away games...
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