Footy Classified

Doctor Fish · Post by **Doctor Fish** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:42 pm

Wow. Just when you thought things at nine had hit rock bottom, they go and make this muckraking, self indulgent tripe. Shows just how bad channel eddie is travelling at the moment with its on-air programming. It was like some pathetic schoolyard spat with footballers. Lyon, Wilson, Hutchison and Carey all bloating on about hardhitting mostly off field issues. It doesn't get any worse than this most turgid of turds folks...

Eddie Maguire is Beelzebub.

jimmyc1985 · Post by **jimmyc1985** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:45 pm

The only thing classified about that show would be a swab taken from Garry Lyon's nasal passages.

DYSON#2 · Post by **DYSON#2** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:52 pm

i might write in an email and tell them to put a paper bag on caro's head

Doctor Fish · Post by **Doctor Fish** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:08 am

I reckon Wayne's had plugs. Maybe they should do a story on that...

Essendon4eva · Post by **Essendon4eva** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:38 am

Looks like Caroline has some sugery. However, I like the idea of having Coaches have a go at the Jouranlists.
Can't wait for Sheeds to be on there with Caroline across the room.

Madden · Post by **Madden** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:55 am

What has Caro done to herself? I mean she was always ugly, but naturally ugly. Now she has obviously had some extensive plastic surgery / botox done and she looks artificially ugly.

Looks like the show will be crap, as expected. Stick with On The Couch - Walls is a knob but Gerard and Sheahan actually know what they are talking about most of the time.

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:03 am

I actually thought they had stuck a Billy Bass Fish on Caros shoulders... I tasted a little bit of vomit everytime the camera moved to her!!

The show was pathetic but what would you expect with 4 f*** wits sitting on a desk in front of a camera.

I actually also felt sorry for Laidley he obviously went through his footy career being intimidated by Carey and then last night he was set up to cop it more. Carey is an a grade arseclown and seems like a parody of himself everytime I see him.

I will watch the show until I see Sheeds out smart Caro (Not hard I know) Then I wont watch it again!!

Doctor Fish · Post by **Doctor Fish** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:16 am

The only golden moment of the entire show was when Mark Robinson decided he didn't like junk journalism. He turned on his fellow journos in Caro and Hutchy. If he doesn't like junk journalism, why the hell would he go on this show??? Absolute shite.

merc_2 · Post by **merc_2** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:52 pm

Absolutely pathetic show. It was so aggressive and unprofessional. They carried on like school bullies.
Dean Laidley looked like he was in shock.
Hutchinson's reasoning for his Hay interview and following Cousin's around the world prove what a f***wit he is.
Malthouse was absolutely true in his comments, this journalists now consider themselves 'celebrities'.
As for Robbo being critical of junk journalism, his article on Pagan being replaced by Voss as Carlton coach is just that...what a contradiction.

Makaveli · Post by **Makaveli** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:03 pm

The show was ok, you people expect way too much. Carey is critically honest and although shes a pain in the ass, caro has a go back and usually has some good inside gossip. Half is bullshit, but the other half is usually good. I didn't mind it, although i only saw the first half.

hop · Post by **hop** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:14 pm

A has-been, A bully, The Bride of Frankenstein and an ambulance chaser.

Never seen so many egos competing against each other at the same time - All they need is Eddie to provide the icing.

Western Red · Post by **Western Red** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:52 pm

Haven't watched it for years as it has been crap for a long time.

DYSON#2 · Post by **DYSON#2** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:31 pm

the carey logic.. if he didnt root kellie stevens the kangaroos wouldnt have got daniel wells..

Doctor Fish · Post by **Doctor Fish** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:47 pm

Makaveli wrote:The show was ok, you people expect way too much. Carey is critically honest and although shes a pain in the ass, caro has a go back and usually has some good inside gossip. Half is bullshit, but the other half is usually good. I didn't mind it, although i only saw the first half.

I'm not expecting anything Maka. I know Nine don't have the rights, but I'd settle for a replay of the Adelaide game instead... Is that asking for too much?

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:52 pm

Western Red wrote:Haven't watched it for years as it has been crap for a long time.

Yeah me either I havent watched it for like 29 years!!!

Stocksy · Post by **Stocksy** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:06 pm

DYSON#2 wrote:the carey logic.. if he didnt root kellie stevens the kangaroos wouldnt have got daniel wells..

And dont forget its alright to rip the heart out of team as long as you give the club good service (his service was that good he offered to everyone)

Yes the Kangaroos owe Wayne Carey a hell of alot, even when he was back dooring a team mate he still had the teams best interests at heart

Carolyn's lips look like a dried up old vagina (cant tell you how i know

) and Hutchy, well Hutchy just confirmed every thought I ever had of him, talk about a wanna be AFL Papparazi Guru.

BenDoolan · Post by **BenDoolan** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:11 pm

What the show does expose very well though, is what a complete gutter journalist Hutchison really is. He is a squirming, gutless wonder and Malthouse exposed his dirty tricks in regards to getting the "scoop". He is a f****** rat.

dom_105 · Post by **dom_105** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:15 pm

I didn't think the format was as bad as everybody is going on about.

Too full on for it's timeslot, but if you piss off the hosts, all the hosts, and put in a respected ex player/s, as well as a comptant host, it would be much better.

dom_105 · Post by **dom_105** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:16 pm

EDIT: double post for some reason.

please, continue

rama_fan · Post by **rama_fan** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:58 pm

Carey's comment about Daniel Wells made me fall off my chair laughing.

What an utterly dickhead egotistical comment.