I hate Jason Laycock

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I hate Jason Laycock

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Joke, Liability, Wasteful, talentless, Unco-ordinated, 6 Foot 5 stack of useless shite!

He makes too many mistakes at precisely the wrong times, plays like the team owe him, doesnt work hard enough when it counts.

Worst ruckmen in the league at the moment.

My most hated player since Peter Somerville. Definitely shaping as a life member of the BRAD FOX USELESS BOMBERS HALL OF SHAME.

Drop him, Euthenase him, or simply shoot him, surely there has to be something better in Bendigo than this useless moron.

Here endeth the rant!!!

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He cant take a fking mark for shit.
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The Don wrote:Euthenase him
Dont hold back Don.
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We have given more to Laycock than what Laycock seems to be willing to give back to EFC.

We'll put all this shit on him and I reckon he'll be BOG against the filth next week, we'll then be on our hand and knees to the big cock and then he'll be shit for the next four weeks.

I'm over it. Beginning to think Tristian Cartledge might've been a better person to keep on the list. (Now there's a big call!!!)
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Well, i understand a lot of what has been said above was said in the heat of the battle, but geez, that was pretty harsh even by my standards. I can't recall ever wishing death on an Essendon player.

Aside from perhaps Cupido, he's the most frustrating player to have pulled on the Bombers guernsey in at least a decade i reckon.
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jimmyc1985 wrote:Well, i understand a lot of what has been said above was said in the heat of the battle, but geez, that was pretty harsh even by my standards. I can't recall ever wishing death on an Essendon player.

Aside from perhaps Cupido, he's the most frustrating player to have pulled on the Bombers guernsey in at least a decade i reckon.
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Oh yes, the Luenburg is already shaping up. Whilst i still have hope for young Chooka, Luenburger is definately one that go away
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bpdons wrote:Oh yes, the Luenburg is already shaping up. Whilst i still have hope for young Chooka, Luenburger is definately one that go away
We were always going to select Scott Gumbleton or Lachlan Hansen before Leuenberger in that Draft. If he was going to be around (which was extremely unlikey) for our 2nd round pick (priority pick 18), we might have selected him then. Naturally Brisbane picked him up in their 1st round, so that was that.
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Dare I say it, he's replaced Bradley on Gringo's apron.
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bpdons wrote:Oh yes, the Luenburg is already shaping up. Whilst i still have hope for young Chooka, Luenburger is definately one that go away
We were always going to select Scott Gumbleton or Lachlan Hansen before Leuenberger in that Draft. If he was going to be around (which was extremely unlikey) for our 2nd round pick (priority pick 18), we might have selected him then. Naturally Brisbane picked him up in their 1st round, so that was that.
But Luenberger was always going to be a top 4 pick. It was seen as Gibbs, Gumbleton, Hansen and Luenberger would be the top four, just the order would be interesting. HAH.
Carlton f***** up the most (thank god we didn't get the first pick and take Gibbs) but I think we f***** up too, based on the fact that we don't really need another tall forward.
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j-mac wrote:Dare I say it, he's replaced Bradley on Gringo's apron.
BenDoolan wrote:
bpdons wrote:Oh yes, the Luenburg is already shaping up. Whilst i still have hope for young Chooka, Luenburger is definately one that go away
We were always going to select Scott Gumbleton or Lachlan Hansen before Leuenberger in that Draft. If he was going to be around (which was extremely unlikey) for our 2nd round pick (priority pick 18), we might have selected him then. Naturally Brisbane picked him up in their 1st round, so that was that.
But Luenberger was always going to be a top 4 pick. It was seen as Gibbs, Gumbleton, Hansen and Luenberger would be the top four, just the order would be interesting. HAH.
Carlton f***** up the most (thank god we didn't get the first pick and take Gibbs) but I think we f***** up too, based on the fact that we don't really need another tall forward.
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[quote="j-mac"]Dare I say it, he's replaced Bradley on Gringo's apron.

f***, I'd forgotten about my apron. I mover house recently and I'm pretty sure it's yet to be unpacked. I must have a search for it and see if it still fits...
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j-mac wrote:Dare I say it, he's replaced Bradley on Gringo's apron.
BenDoolan wrote:
bpdons wrote:
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Carlton f***** up the most (thank god we didn't get the first pick and take Gibbs) but I think we f***** up too, based on the fact that we don't really need another tall forward.

Just out of interest, why do you think that - seems to me that Gibbs has already shown more than Gumbleton.
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I wish I wasn't an admin else I'd report this thread and tell the mods I find it incredibly f****** inappropriate.

How nasty are you lot. Really.
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I don't hate laycock but he is completely weak.

He gets pushed around like a rag doll every week. Notice how we started to come back when Hilly went into the ruck in the thrird quarter.

When Laycock had his injuriy problems over the last four years do you think he could have spent a few hours in the gym bulking up ?
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Megan wrote:I wish I wasn't an admin else I'd report this thread and tell the mods I find it incredibly f****** inappropriate.

How nasty are you lot. Really.
100% agree with you Megan, I was going to say it myself but i didnt have the balls and i thought I was on my own, its disgraceful and pathetic that an Essendon supporter(s) would talk such crap about one of their own players. Its really dissapointing to see this coming from Essendon supporters. So what if he had a bad game, everyone has one, its unfair to put one player down when the team doesn't play well. We all know he isnt a superstar, but he has served us extremely well in many games he has paricipated in and never gets the praise he deserves, and when he does i'll let you all know about it.Please keep your player bashing threads off here, support your f**ken team and the players the put on the great jumper. Just stop these threads please, I'm sick of reading such negativity. Thanks.
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he has a lot of faults Patrick, and he has a number of aspects of his game he really needs to work on. But carrying on like high school girls is hardly appropriate, IMO.

I reckon you and I were just raised differently Patrick...
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Now you guys start to sympathise with my Henno and Bradley fan clubs.
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JumboPaddy wrote:
Megan wrote:I wish I wasn't an admin else I'd report this thread and tell the mods I find it incredibly f****** inappropriate.

How nasty are you lot. Really.
100% agree with you Megan, I was going to say it myself but i didnt have the balls and i thought I was on my own, its disgraceful and pathetic that an Essendon supporter(s) would talk such crap about one of their own players. Its really dissapointing to see this coming from Essendon supporters. So what if he had a bad game, everyone has one, its unfair to put one player down when the team doesn't play well. We all know he isnt a superstar, but he has served us extremely well in many games he has paricipated in and never gets the praise he deserves, and when he does i'll let you all know about it.Please keep your player bashing threads off here, support your f**ken team and the players the put on the great jumper. Just stop these threads please, I'm sick of reading such negativity. Thanks.
Agree with your sentiments JP as I think this thread was made in very poor taste (hate, euthenase him, shoot him etc) is savage stuff, and certainly something I don't like seeing (or hearing - reminds me of that bloke at the MCG). However, I don't see a problem with giving a player a cook from time to time especially when they deserve it. Mr Laycock is an absolute frustration......a bloody (Lay)cock tease. I was on his case last year because at the end of 2006 he put his hand out and DEMANDED more money or else he would leave the club. This says two things (1) How "loyal" or committed to the club is he? and (2) Did he deserve the extra dosh without performing? Well 1 year and 5 weeks down the track he still hasn't given value for money IMO. It makes matters worse when he looks like he's having a casual stroll in the park. When he has played well, I'm the first one to congratulate him. But if he has an attitude of walking out on the club unless his pockets are filled with cash, then he's going to cop a blast every time he appears to be relaxing on his banana lounge sinking Pina Coladas.
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I am not the president of the Jason Laycock fan club by any means, he does has his faults, and they do stick out like a sore thumb but he isn't as average as many think. He is very effective in the ruck sometimes and that enables Hille to push forward. Being super tall and I have played footy I know how much pressure is on ruckman, far worse at AFL level. Its not always the ruckmans fault if the opposition's midfielders can read the taps. I gave up footy 5 years ago when i was 13 because of the pressure, yes i bailed, but my team mates always gave me shit about my rucking and I can sympathise with ruckmen. It's not an easy job, trust me.
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BenDoolan wrote:
JumboPaddy wrote:
Megan wrote:I wish I wasn't an admin else I'd report this thread and tell the mods I find it incredibly f****** inappropriate.

How nasty are you lot. Really.
100% agree with you Megan, I was going to say it myself but i didnt have the balls and i thought I was on my own, its disgraceful and pathetic that an Essendon supporter(s) would talk such crap about one of their own players. Its really dissapointing to see this coming from Essendon supporters. So what if he had a bad game, everyone has one, its unfair to put one player down when the team doesn't play well. We all know he isnt a superstar, but he has served us extremely well in many games he has paricipated in and never gets the praise he deserves, and when he does i'll let you all know about it.Please keep your player bashing threads off here, support your f**ken team and the players the put on the great jumper. Just stop these threads please, I'm sick of reading such negativity. Thanks.
Agree with your sentiments JP as I think this thread was made in very poor taste (hate, euthenase him, shoot him etc) is savage stuff, and certainly something I don't like seeing (or hearing - reminds me of that bloke at the MCG). However, I don't see a problem with giving a player a cook from time to time especially when they deserve it. Mr Laycock is an absolute frustration......a bloody (Lay)cock tease. I was on his case last year because at the end of 2006 he put his hand out and DEMANDED more money or else he would leave the club. This says two things (1) How "loyal" or committed to the club is he? and (2) Did he deserve the extra dosh without performing? Well 1 year and 5 weeks down the track he still hasn't given value for money IMO. It makes matters worse when he looks like he's having a casual stroll in the park. When he has played well, I'm the first one to congratulate him. But if he has an attitude of walking out on the club unless his pockets are filled with cash, then he's going to cop a blast every time he appears to be relaxing on his banana lounge sinking Pina Coladas.
I'm glad we are on the same page BD, I also agree with your sentiments. I have nothing against people having a go at players for having a bad game, its just to the extent of kill him etc. that annoys me, how can someone say that about another human being baffles me. There is nothing wrong with being frustrated, I can get really frustrated as well just i don't see the need to get so spiteful and nasty. :wink:
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