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Walda
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Q : Whats the difference between Essendon and the training cones.
A :
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Walda wrote:Q : Whats the difference between Essendon and the training cones.
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The training cones dont have ligaments tendons or muscle to tear?
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Walda wrote:Q : Whats the difference between Essendon and the training cones.
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The training cones have heart? j/k :oops:
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Training cones are useful.
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I'm terrible with jokes lol. I'll say something along the lines knocked over or run over. something like that.
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It'd harder to get round a training cone?
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Sorry for the subtle answer, it was meant to be "nothing"
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Training cones are built of tough plastic.
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You cant "smoke" a training cone?

Cmon guys, that ones pretty good. vingertje
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Training cones get more hit outs than Jason Laycock.
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Training cones appear to have more respect than Essendon if the replies so far are any indication :?
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Training cones don't give away stupid free kicks every 3 minutes.
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Training cones don't fall over unless you hit them.
(I'm really getting into it now)
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Training cones are Orange, not "Yella".
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Training cones don't injure themselves at training.
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Training cones are versatile.
My material isn't very good..Oh...and then there's the bladder problem.
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