7 TO BE RE-SIGNED!!!

[Jazz_84]

Gumby and Dempsey i think

[Jazz_84]

Dempsey announced, only 2 left

[JockStrap]

Are we meant to be getting excited about this. Holy crap, we are renewing the contracts of a bunch of average footballers. This club has lost its sense of reality if it thinks an unveiling of contract renewals is going to cover up the diabolical shite that we have become.

Do the gimmicky unveiling crap when you land Patrick Dangerfield otherwise stop spamming my Facebook page

[boncer34]

Are we meant to be getting excited about this. Holy crap, we are renewing the contracts of a bunch of average footballers. This club has lost its sense of reality if it thinks an unveiling of contract renewals is going to cover up the diabolical shite that we have become.

Do the gimmicky unveiling crap when you land Patrick Dangerfield otherwise stop spamming my Facebook page

One junk signing thus far.

[Gimps]

Surely Disco L-M is up next..

[Gyoza]

Howlett is #6

[boncer34]

Channel 7 had Stanton down as the 7th.

[Gimps]

Channel 7 had Stanton down as the 7th.

Has to be him.

Just a wank seeing Hawthorn did 7 signings in 7 days not long ago..

[Gimps]

Yep..

Stanton. 3 year deal.

[tonysoprano]

Just a wank seeing Hawthorn did 7 signings in 7 days not long ago..

Are the club trying to out-parody itself?! We are a joke. So I suppose thats kind of the point of parody right?

[bomberdonnie]

Just a wank seeing Hawthorn did 7 signings in 7 days not long ago..

Are the club trying to out-parody itself?! We are a joke. So I suppose thats kind of the point of parody right?

It would have been a stunt to try and get more likes on their page... Wasn't the worst idea I have seen attempted at this

[bombermancan]

Just a wank seeing Hawthorn did 7 signings in 7 days not long ago..

Are the club trying to out-parody itself?! We are a joke. So I suppose thats kind of the point of parody right?

It would have been a stunt to try and get more likes on their page... Wasn't the worst idea I have seen attempted at this

Extremely poor. Did i read Jetta got another contract??

[JockStrap]

Just a wank seeing Hawthorn did 7 signings in 7 days not long ago..

Are the club trying to out-parody itself?! We are a joke. So I suppose thats kind of the point of parody right?

You have to wonder about our club at the moment - is it any wonder our slightly above average players think they are League Elites when they are put through this sort of delusional marketing tripe.

Honestly, whilst Rome burns.......

[hop]

Just a wank seeing Hawthorn did 7 signings in 7 days not long ago..

Are the club trying to out-parody itself?! We are a joke. So I suppose thats kind of the point of parody right?

You have to wonder about our club at the moment - is it any wonder our slightly above average players think they are League Elites when they are put through this sort of delusional marketing tripe.

Honestly, whilst Rome burns.......

Ah yes ----- but remenber the new training facility at Tullamarine will be ready for our pre-season in November

I think they've trotted this one out after every loss we've had this year.

[bombermancan]

Met hibberds cousin last night looks exactly like him.

[Gimps]

Just a wank seeing Hawthorn did 7 signings in 7 days not long ago..

Are the club trying to out-parody itself?! We are a joke. So I suppose thats kind of the point of parody right?

You have to wonder about our club at the moment - is it any wonder our slightly above average players think they are League Elites when they are put through this sort of delusional marketing tripe.

Honestly, whilst Rome burns.......

Ah yes ----- but remenber the new training facility at Tullamarine will be ready for our pre-season in November

I think they've trotted this one out after every loss we've had this year.

Can you imagine what our kicking will be like after a while out there? Every player will have a natural draw (golf term) because they'll be allowing for a F****** gale!

[Gyoza]

Hey, at least we signed up 7 stars this week!

[bombermancan]

Hey, at least we signed up 7 stars this week!

Only player deserved to be paid atm is jobe.

[Gossy7]

Browney offered 2 years, took the 1.... Backs himself in to get a better contract, and fair enough too, has played well the last few games to warrant one I reckon...

[bombermancan]

Browney offered 2 years, took the 1.... Backs himself in to get a better contract, and fair enough too, has played well the last few games to warrant one I reckon...

Gees i would of taken the two.