Essendon v Hawthorm Match Thread

[billyduckworth]

Welcome, jockstrap.

I know we've got injuries blah blah blah but surely we could stop making basic schoolboy errors like kicking it straight to the opposition, not manning up, kicking to a 3 on 1 etc etc

Bloody frustrating.

I will have another Wild Turkey and try to cope with another hour of this CRAP.

Thanks Billy

I agree, basic disposal errors, even when not under pressure. This team has lost its self belief. I dont know what Hird can do. I would consider taking Hille off and bringing on Lovett Murray for some pace and physical presence - Hille looks lost.

Yeah. Get NLM on and start a brawl. Might be the only thing we can achieve tonight - a few reports a bit of biffo.

[F111]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Beat ya to it. Started at quarter time.

Good goal Jetta, now Gumby convert!

[Daisy..1]

Thanks Bomberdonnie..now I have Boom Crash Opera's ONION SKIN song in my head..but onion skin is replaced with UNDY STRING!!

[Daisy..1]

in the back..MY ASS..it was...and another goal to them...and now THAT one is just rubbing it in....precious mothers! Another goal.

[F111]

Nice Kav shepherd leads to a gumby goal.

[boncer34]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Starting about an hour after me mate.

[bomberdonnie]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Beat ya to it. Started at quarter time.

Good goal Jetta, now Gumby convert!

Chivas for me you?

[bomberdonnie]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Starting about an hour after me mate.

I have kids and don't drink until they are asleep... Shocked to hear how responsible I am I bet

I f****** love scotch

[boncer34]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Starting about an hour after me mate.

I have kids and don't drink until they are asleep... Shocked to hear how responsible I am I bet

I f****** love scotch

We should get together for a beer some stage mate.

[bomberdonnie]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Starting about an hour after me mate.

I have kids and don't drink until they are asleep... Shocked to hear how responsible I am I bet

I f****** love scotch

We should get together for a beer some stage mate.

Name the time mate

Probably about two years overdue too

Should watch a game somewhere before the end of the year?

[Daisy..1]

We have no pace what so ever...slow slow slow

Winder chance at goal...turnover and goal to them in seconds. Story of the night.

Just running on the spot. We may have bulked up but our fitness levels look an all-time low now.

Or, we could just blame dick wad Dean Wallis..since he has come back we have turned to shit. He is infectious and not in a positive way.

[F111]

We should turn this into a Scotch thread. Dalwhinnie for me.

Must win this last quarter......

[bomberdonnie]

Or, we could just blame dick wad Dean Wallis..since he has come back we have turned to shit. He is infectious and not in a positive way.

That is funny

[bomberdonnie]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Starting about an hour after me mate.

I have kids and don't drink until they are asleep... Shocked to hear how responsible I am I bet

I f****** love scotch

We should get together for a beer some stage mate.

Actually I am almost out did you want to bring some more over for me?

[boncer34]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Starting about an hour after me mate.

I have kids and don't drink until they are asleep... Shocked to hear how responsible I am I bet

I f****** love scotch

We should get together for a beer some stage mate.

Name the time mate

Probably about two years overdue too

Should watch a game somewhere before the end of the year?

Yeah mate. Any round you can't do?

[boncer34]

I am going to have a scotch ... Neat

Starting about an hour after me mate.

I have kids and don't drink until they are asleep... Shocked to hear how responsible I am I bet

I f****** love scotch

We should get together for a beer some stage mate.

Actually I am almost out did you want to bring some more over for me?

I'd hate to think what I'd blow if I got behind the wheel.

[tonysoprano]

...and a guy who hasn't played in 3 months has kicked 5 to 3/4 time.

we are f****** awesome.

[bomberdonnie]

I have my boys every fortnight so have to work around that... Inbox me your number and will text you

[Daisy..1]

If anyone says anything about finding "positives" out of this match, just letting you know now....your a f****** fool and you can piss off!

[bomberdonnie]

If anyone says anything about finding "positives" out of this match, just letting you know now....your a f****** fool and you can piss off!

Gumby kicking goals?