Some say "The Weapon"...

[BenDoolan]

The Weapon can unscramble an egg.

[BenDoolan]

The Weapon can make someone half pregnant.

[Ossie]

The Weapon can dig half a hole.

[robrulz5]

If Charlie Sheen is winning it's only because The Weapon isn't playing.

[BenDoolan]

The Weapon can lead a horse to water and make it drink

[BenDoolan]

The Weapon can make a leopard change its spots

[BenDoolan]

The Weapon can teach an old dog a new trick

[robrulz5]

The Weapon only needs 30 seconds to do something in "a New York minute". He uses the other 30 seconds to "start spreadin' the news".

[nomolos]

When he spills water on a gremlin...nothing happens.

[BenDoolan]

The Weapon made the Incredible Hulk blush

[robrulz5]

While urinating, The Weapon is easily capable of welding titanium.

[Crazyman]

When the Weapon was a kid, he didn't make paper planes, he launched real ones.

[Itsmyshow]

...only eats the third of a Mars bar that is for Work, as he has no concept of Rest or Play.

We have a winner. =D>

When the Weapon went to Paris, the Eiffel Tower had its picture taken with him.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from the Weapon

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of the Weapon is called Logic

Weapon has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Weapon died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

[BenDoolan]

...only eats the third of a Mars bar that is for Work, as he has no concept of Rest or Play.

We have a winner. =D>

When the Weapon went to Paris, the Eiffel Tower had its picture taken with him.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from the Weapon

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of the Weapon is called Logic

Weapon has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Weapon died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Haha...these are brilliant! Including BiJ

=D>

[JockStraps]

Not so tuff after all

Still, we did have some fun with the Weap for a fleeting moment

There's some funny shit here

[Sismis]

Stopped being funny when we didn't have a team for the second half of the year!

[BenDoolan]

Stopped being funny when we didn't have a team for the second half of the year!

Correct! You'll notice the last entry was May 2012.

Jocky, you joined Nov 2012. How did you know about this thread? Just curious....

[bomberdonnie]

Stopped being funny when we didn't have a team for the second half of the year!

Correct! You'll notice the last entry was May 2012.

Jocky, you joined Nov 2012. How did you know about this thread? Just curious....

Long time observer first time poster?

[Bomber2theend]

Time for the alternate "weapon" thread.

The Weapon is so soft, Cotton balls bruise his skin.

[stryper]

Has self destructed. Sad but True...