Jack Riewoldt - Douchebag

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Hurley destroyed him tonight.

He cried, dived for free kicks, spat the dummy.

Then, in the last quarter, about 20 mins gone - in the centre square - Hurley's mouthguard came out and hit the turf. Jack picked it up and booted it about 40 metres away. Our runner went and retrieved it, and on his way back to Hurley gave Jack a massive spray which led to that scuffle in the middle while Stanton (I think) was lining up for goal.

Jack is exactly like his cousin - a douchbag crybaby whinger (except with less talent).
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Staggy wrote:Image

Hurley's mouthguard came out and hit the turf. Jack picked it up and booted it about 40 metres away.
It's probably the only kick he got on Hurley all night.
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Don't forget that when Hurley caught him completely out of position in another marking contest his only response was to shove him as hard as he could into another Essendon player who was running back with the flight of the ball. Resulting in Hurley being forced of the ground to be assessed for rib, lung damage.

f****** tosser.
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Wow :shock: , this guy is one of the most exciting footballers going around. Most on this site have given Hurley 3 votes just for nullifying him.
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Sismis wrote:Wow :shock: , this guy is one of the most exciting footballers going around. Most on this site have given Hurley 3 votes just for nullifying him.
Riewoldt exciting ???

Don't think I'd go that far... A good ordinary player heightened by the fact richmond go to him more than carlton did to fev... I would kick 50's goals a season if teams went to me that often
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Sismis wrote:Wow :shock: , this guy is one of the most exciting footballers going around. Most on this site have given Hurley 3 votes just for nullifying him.
What is your point?

If you are saying that he is an exciting player so we shouldn't point out that he is a whinging sooky lala then YOU have completely missed the point, once again.
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every Richmond supporter i know hates him too, turning into a massive downhill skier
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The worse for me was when he wasted time and ACTED as though he was going to give the ball back to Hibberd only to stand cm away from it, crouch over and then walk away leaving it to Michael to collect himself. The smug look on his face really need to wiped off and in the end the team did it.

Really sums up the character of the guy.
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brad wrote:The worse for me was when he wasted time and ACTED as though he was going to give the ball back to Hibberd only to stand cm away from it, crouch over and then walk away leaving it to Michael to collect himself. The smug look on his face really need to wiped off and in the end the team did it.

Really sums up the character of the guy.
Spot on. The guy may be talented, but he is a smart arse with the sense of humour of a door stop. Loved Hurley trash talking him, the look on his face, he looked as though he needed a cuddle from his cousin.
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dodgey wrote:
Sismis wrote:Wow :shock: , this guy is one of the most exciting footballers going around. Most on this site have given Hurley 3 votes just for nullifying him.
Riewoldt exciting ???

Don't think I'd go that far... A good ordinary player heightened by the fact richmond go to him more than carlton did to fev... I would kick 50's goals a season if teams went to me that often
Yup Fev was a good ordinary player as well. Why don't we have one of these? Why don't you strap on the boots then Dodge, because we could use a constant forward.
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Sismis wrote:Wow :shock: , this guy is one of the most exciting footballers going around. Most on this site have given Hurley 3 votes just for nullifying him.

I think this is a positive comment on Hurley?? I think.....
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Sounds like a bully who believes his own hype. Keeps that up and one day his lungs will meet his teeth. Looks like Richmond need a forward with a serious attidude problem... at least the last one was likeable tho.
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At the end Hurls was trying to shake his hand, acknowledge him, anything.

The pussy walked away from him.

F..k him.
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The only goal the prick could get was from a dodgey free kick.
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Sismis wrote:Wow :shock: , this guy is one of the most exciting footballers going around. Most on this site have given Hurley 3 votes just for nullifying him.
Even if what you say is true, what part of this doesnt make him a douchebag?
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Good on ya Jack...... what a great example of a man you are to our kids......

Shake the hand of your opponent when he offers it you reptile.......
You need your manners put back in -or at least a good old fashioned spanking from Damien Hardwick.
Despicable behavior.
What a sook.
Grow up Jack.
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Agreed. Which is why I hate so much when he kicks a bag and LOVE it when Hurley pwned him.
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