Hooker/Gumbleton

[Jazz_84]

Hooker pinged his hammy again

4 weeks

Gumbleton had a back spasm right before last weeks VFL game and doctors said don't play him, will play this weekend

[saladin]

Bendigo have a bye. if he plays, it will be against Collingwood.

[little_ripper]

Bendigo have a bye. if he plays, it will be against Collingwood.

sweet, I hope hirdy pulls the trigger. We have nothing to lose against the filth.

[j-mac31]

Bendigo have a bye. if he plays, it will be against Collingwood.

sweet, I hope hirdy pulls the trigger. We have nothing to lose against the filth.

Indeed. Plus Hurley and Carlisle will have to play back.

[Jazz_84]

Bendigo have a bye. if he plays, it will be against Collingwood.

ah ok they did say "he will be fit for this weekend"

read into what you will

I for 1 hope he plays, why the hell not

[Ossie]

Bendigo have a bye. if he plays, it will be against Collingwood.

ah ok they did say "he will be fit for this weekend"

read into what you will

I for 1 hope he plays, why the hell not

He might have to.
No Pears.
No Hooker.
Fletcher should be back but who knows.
Could be Hurley and Carlisle down back with Paddy and Gumbleton forward.

Think we'll win?

[little_ripper]

Bendigo have a bye. if he plays, it will be against Collingwood.

ah ok they did say "he will be fit for this weekend"

read into what you will

I for 1 hope he plays, why the hell not

He might have to.
No Pears.
No Hooker.
Fletcher should be back but who knows.
Could be Hurley and Carlisle down back with Paddy and Gumbleton forward.

Think we'll win?

without a backline? probably not. but i think we will play hurley back on cloke. without pears we will have too.
for confidence rewatch the Geelong game, anythings possible.

[Mrs Mercuri]

Bloody hell not another hammy......

Can't believe that Bendigo has another bye.... seems like they have barely played over the past month

[Carl fighter]

Geelong have taken the foot off the pedal. Not the same team they were 6 weeks ago.... Our result agaisnt them was insignificant.

I think we may lose by 432 points this weekend. Cloke will kick 35 goals, if Gumby plays cloke gets 38... even if gumpy is playing at full forward his level of s&itness will blow over with the southerly breeze and effect who ever is playing on Cloke.

[Jazz_84]

this was on BB had to copy it over, great laugh

UPDATED RELEASE FROM EFC

Scott Gumbleton Splinter - Test/Doubt
Suffered a bad splinter in his finger in the past week which resulted in him being "rested" from his traumatic experience, missing the Bendigo game against Geelong; he looks unlikely for the coming week and will perhaps be unlikely for the next 3 weeks after that.

Heath Hocking Foot Stress - 1 week
Reinjured his foot after kicking a fence in anger over the realisation Monfries has stolen in spot in the midfield after turning into a man. Looks to be a reoccurance of the same injury's that occured after Ricky Dyson was to thought to have stolen his spot down back in 2010, Darcy Daniher in 2009, and Courntey Joyhns his spot up forward in 2006. Luckily the injury seems to have healed the next week in most of the previous cases, and seems to have done the same this week with Monfries. Baring any player putting toegther more than a week of football, he'll return in the next week. It's thought his punishing schedule from Rounds 9-13 attributed to the injury.

Dustin Fletcher Soreness Test
Demanded Knights be appointed as 'handball under pressure' coach but was refused by Hird. He sat out the previous week in disgust but should be right for the upcoming beat down from Collingwood. Tension bewteen Hird and Fletcher has been denyed.

Jobe Watson - Back - Doubt
Is slowly recovering from a back problem as a result from carrying the side for years. His hamstring was doing well in recent weeks at the prospect of the side doing well without him, but a setback on Saturday means he'll likely miss one or two more.

Darcy Daniher - Season/s
Darcy is progressing extremeley well from surgery, and is ahead in his rehabilitation process. He should return some time in 2014.

Anthony Long - Season/s
Anthony is progressing well from excitement-machine-itis surgery, and is ahead in his rehabilitation process. He should return some time in 2014 and probably for the Dreamtime clash where he'll gather 4 possessions but still be in the best. In the meantime is learning the ropes from aboriginal team leader Lovett-Murray, who is teaching him the ins and outs on how to make an album no one cares about. One day hopes to be a star on the Marngrook Football show on ABC2 alongside childhood hero Grant Hansen.

Sam Lonergan - Season
Sam is progressing extremely well from surgery, and is ahead in his rehabilitation process. He should return some time in 2014. It's believed his improvement caused a total breakdown as he couldn't handle the thought of not playing another 3 years for Bendigo with Tyson Slattery, his second best friend.

Nathan Lovett-Murray - Music promotion - 1-2 weeks
Has missed the past few with radio interviews and promoting his "nasty new shit". Should be available once the album inevitably fails. Rumored to be making an apperance on the Marngrook Football show, where he'll be a guest host of the 'random shit music bands of the week' and 'awkward silences' segments.

Andrew Welsh - 1 week
Should be avaliable soon for his annual 'one good game per year' return. Recent performances include his game tagging Judd in 2009, and tagging Scarlett. The club expects him to return to his best next year with a "resonable" game on Dane Swan on Anzac Day. It's hoped he has another good game this year to make up for him not producing in 2010 with his annual performance, but the club doesn't want to set the bar too high.

[swoodley]

Geelong have taken the foot off the pedal. Not the same team they were 6 weeks ago.... Our result agaisnt them was insignificant.

I think we may lose by 432 points this weekend. Cloke will kick 35 goals, if Gumby plays cloke gets 38... even if gumpy is playing at full forward his level of s&itness will blow over with the southerly breeze and effect who ever is playing on Cloke.

So well typed for someone with the obvious IQ of a dead gnat...except for the obvious typo's and spelling errors

[Carl fighter]

Sorry Dude, i missed "Against"

Rest of the spelling is pretty tip top.

i was rushing though, i was eating porridge with my other hand. No spoon, just hand.

Thats what the escorts say to me aswell, i dont ask for much with them.... just want a bit of a hug afterwards or at the very least let me poo in a bag and beat them with it.

[BERT]

this was on BB had to copy it over, great laugh

UPDATED RELEASE FROM EFC

Scott Gumbleton Splinter - Test/Doubt
Suffered a bad splinter in his finger in the past week which resulted in him being "rested" from his traumatic experience, missing the Bendigo game against Geelong; he looks unlikely for the coming week and will perhaps be unlikely for the next 3 weeks after that.

Heath Hocking Foot Stress - 1 week
Reinjured his foot after kicking a fence in anger over the realisation Monfries has stolen in spot in the midfield after turning into a man. Looks to be a reoccurance of the same injury's that occured after Ricky Dyson was to thought to have stolen his spot down back in 2010, Darcy Daniher in 2009, and Courntey Joyhns his spot up forward in 2006. Luckily the injury seems to have healed the next week in most of the previous cases, and seems to have done the same this week with Monfries. Baring any player putting toegther more than a week of football, he'll return in the next week. It's thought his punishing schedule from Rounds 9-13 attributed to the injury.

Dustin Fletcher Soreness Test
Demanded Knights be appointed as 'handball under pressure' coach but was refused by Hird. He sat out the previous week in disgust but should be right for the upcoming beat down from Collingwood. Tension bewteen Hird and Fletcher has been denyed.

Jobe Watson - Back - Doubt
Is slowly recovering from a back problem as a result from carrying the side for years. His hamstring was doing well in recent weeks at the prospect of the side doing well without him, but a setback on Saturday means he'll likely miss one or two more.

Darcy Daniher - Season/s
Darcy is progressing extremeley well from surgery, and is ahead in his rehabilitation process. He should return some time in 2014.

Anthony Long - Season/s
Anthony is progressing well from excitement-machine-itis surgery, and is ahead in his rehabilitation process. He should return some time in 2014 and probably for the Dreamtime clash where he'll gather 4 possessions but still be in the best. In the meantime is learning the ropes from aboriginal team leader Lovett-Murray, who is teaching him the ins and outs on how to make an album no one cares about. One day hopes to be a star on the Marngrook Football show on ABC2 alongside childhood hero Grant Hansen.

Sam Lonergan - Season
Sam is progressing extremely well from surgery, and is ahead in his rehabilitation process. He should return some time in 2014. It's believed his improvement caused a total breakdown as he couldn't handle the thought of not playing another 3 years for Bendigo with Tyson Slattery, his second best friend.

Nathan Lovett-Murray - Music promotion - 1-2 weeks
Has missed the past few with radio interviews and promoting his "nasty new shit". Should be available once the album inevitably fails. Rumored to be making an apperance on the Marngrook Football show, where he'll be a guest host of the 'random shit music bands of the week' and 'awkward silences' segments.

Andrew Welsh - 1 week
Should be avaliable soon for his annual 'one good game per year' return. Recent performances include his game tagging Judd in 2009, and tagging Scarlett. The club expects him to return to his best next year with a "resonable" game on Dane Swan on Anzac Day. It's hoped he has another good game this year to make up for him not producing in 2010 with his annual performance, but the club doesn't want to set the bar too high.

That is awesome.

[stryper]

Some people on here - I wonder what they are smoking sometimes?
Essendon are definately a chance.
As they say it is a 2 horse race and you just Never know...
I wouldn't put my house on it but....
All I ask for is to have a fair dinkum crack...
Do the Club Proud...

[stryper]

Getting back onto the topic,
Hooker - 4 weeks again - hammy
Gumby - will this Guy ever get a break???
Come on Footy Gods let the boy play [-o<
He could be anything if given the chance...
Time will tell I guess
I say Play him now...

[little_ripper]

funny stuff, thanks for reposting Jazz. I post and read on blitz sometimes but missed that one.

[Rossoneri]

Sorry Dude, i missed "Against"

Rest of the spelling is pretty tip top.

i was rushing though, i was eating porridge with my other hand. No spoon, just hand.

Thats what the escorts say to me aswell, i dont ask for much with them.... just want a bit of a hug afterwards or at the very least let me poo in a bag and beat them with it.

Congratulations you have performed a miracle, you have made me agree with Gimps. You are a dickhead, well and truly. The win against Geelong was insignificant? What a load of shit.