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Ricky Nixon's Coming to Town
(Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
You better watch out, you better not cry
lock up your daughters, I'm telling you why
Ricky Nixon's coming to town
He's drinking some booze, he's dropping some tabs
He's booking some rooms in 2 star pubs
Ricky Nixon's coming to town
His comb over looks like pubic hair
His mouth like a letter box
And despite these rather ugly traits
He can still pull a sexy fox!
Oh! The shame of it all
And despite this disgrace
The guy is still seen all over the place
Ricky Nixon's coming to town!!
Ricky Nixon aint going to ground!!!
Ricky Nixon's coming to townnnnnnnnnn!!!!
AFL, AFL
(sung to Jingle Bells)
AFL, AFL, raking in the dough
Charging 30 dollars for a burger and a coke - hey?!!
AFL, AFL, money hungry ho's
Tell Demetriou and Anderson, where the f** k to go!!
Taking all your cash, just to watch a game
25 for rocking up and a seat costs much the same
30 for some deep fried shit that vaguely looks like food
Served in any other place the owner would be sued hey!!
AFL, AFL, raking in the dough
Charging 30 dollars for a burger and a coke - hey?!!
AFL, AFL, money hungry ho's
Tell Demetriou and Anderson, where the f*** to go!!
30 years a fan, come rain, hail, sleet or snow
Despite these years of servitude to the finals you cant go
The sponsors and the corporate types who couldnt give a shit
Are taking up the places where the real fans normally sit oh!!!
AFL, AFL, raking in the dough
Charging 30 dollars for a burger and a coke - hey?!!
AFL, AFL, money hungry ho's
Tell Demetriou and Anderson, where the f*** to go!!