Some say "The Weapon"...

nomolos · Post by **nomolos** » Mon May 21, 2012 11:59 am

Instead of killing two birds with one stone... "the weapon" killed two stones with one bird.

Come guys get on it!

robbie67 · Post by **robbie67** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:13 pm

Was so scary he made medicine sick.

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:09 pm

He doesn't do push ups he bench presses the planet

robbie67 · Post by **robbie67** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:33 pm

Drowned Moses after he put The Red Sea back together.

robrulz5 · Post by **robrulz5** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:46 pm

Can cut through a hot knife with butter.

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:48 pm

Made the bear shit in the woods

nomolos · Post by **nomolos** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:58 pm

Scored 100% in an exam once just by only writing his name on the answer sheet.

robrulz5 · Post by **robrulz5** » Mon May 21, 2012 2:08 pm

The Weapons calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools The Weapon.

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Mon May 21, 2012 2:11 pm

I have heard that The Weapon talks in the third person... I usually think this is a wankfest but have absolutely no issues with The Weapon doing it and in fact like him even more for it

Ossie · Post by **Ossie** » Mon May 21, 2012 2:33 pm

The weapon once actually got blood out of a stone.

Post by **danstar84** » Mon May 21, 2012 3:47 pm

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his cupboard for the weapon.

Gimps · Post by **Gimps** » Mon May 21, 2012 3:54 pm

He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast..

Windy_Hill · Post by **Windy_Hill** » Mon May 21, 2012 3:59 pm

The Weapon eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

robbie67 · Post by **robbie67** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:31 pm

He can almost tolerate Adrian Anderson and Patrick Smith.

Gimps · Post by **Gimps** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:42 pm

Demetriou shines The Weapon's shoes..

BenDoolan · Post by **BenDoolan** » Mon May 21, 2012 6:29 pm

He actually made a Rolling Stone gather moss. Keith Richards in fact.

Post by **Megan** » Mon May 21, 2012 6:57 pm

The weapon made the chicken cross the road. Now it can't pull it trousers up past its thighs anymore.

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Mon May 21, 2012 6:58 pm

Megan wrote:The weapon made the chicken cross the road. Now it can't pull it trousers up past its thighs anymore.

Any idea how dodgy that sounds?

rockhole · Post by **rockhole** » Mon May 21, 2012 9:10 pm

Eddie reckons he knows the "Unknown Soldier"!!

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Mon May 21, 2012 9:13 pm

Lights only sleep when the Weapon is on

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