Drug Testing Results
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:13 pm
This seems to have shut down the Mongs from other clubs whenever the drug scandal is thrown in my face.
Mong 1 - Your players are cheating bastards that deserve to be banned for 2 years
Mong 2 - Yeah, your players were taking 40 injections or more of banned substances
Mong 3 - Try as you might, AOD, Heraxalin, Thymosin 4 are BANNED and your players should be BANNED
Me - Ok, I agree, they should be suspended if they have taken any banned substance, no matter who told them to or whatever. But here's my question. Didnt the AFL uncover more than 40 cases of substance abuse amongst AFL players in 2012 via rendom drug testing procedures?
Mong 1 - Umm, yeah....I guess, why?
Me - Well I am assuming that if Essendon players were taking the quantities of banned substances that you are saying the took, wouldnt it stand to reason that they, or at least one of them would have been caught by the same random drug testing procedure? Surely, just one of them would have been sprung? Wouldnt Jobe Watson have been found to have used AOD9064 - after all, he said he took it?
Mong 2 - Umm, where is this heading
Me - Ok guys, let me help you here. The reason not a single Essendon player returned a positive drug test in 2012 was, now wait for it, was because they either didnt take the drugs OR, now hold on to your hat, the drugs they did take
WERE....NOT....LISTED....AS....BANNED....BY....THE ....AUTHORITIES
Unless of course you want to argue that the AFL deliberately excluded Essenond from their Random Drug Testing regime. And if you want to argue that, then you are most definitly the Mongs I thought you were
Mongs, 1, 2 &3 - " play sound of crickets chirping"
So despite 350,000,000 column centimetres of bulshite from the media, not a single report has addresses this issue - can someone please explain to me why not one Essendon player did not return a positive drug test in 2012 (unless they're amongst the group who were nabbed using recreational drugs
Mong 1 - Your players are cheating bastards that deserve to be banned for 2 years
Mong 2 - Yeah, your players were taking 40 injections or more of banned substances
Mong 3 - Try as you might, AOD, Heraxalin, Thymosin 4 are BANNED and your players should be BANNED
Me - Ok, I agree, they should be suspended if they have taken any banned substance, no matter who told them to or whatever. But here's my question. Didnt the AFL uncover more than 40 cases of substance abuse amongst AFL players in 2012 via rendom drug testing procedures?
Mong 1 - Umm, yeah....I guess, why?
Me - Well I am assuming that if Essendon players were taking the quantities of banned substances that you are saying the took, wouldnt it stand to reason that they, or at least one of them would have been caught by the same random drug testing procedure? Surely, just one of them would have been sprung? Wouldnt Jobe Watson have been found to have used AOD9064 - after all, he said he took it?
Mong 2 - Umm, where is this heading
Me - Ok guys, let me help you here. The reason not a single Essendon player returned a positive drug test in 2012 was, now wait for it, was because they either didnt take the drugs OR, now hold on to your hat, the drugs they did take
WERE....NOT....LISTED....AS....BANNED....BY....THE ....AUTHORITIES
Unless of course you want to argue that the AFL deliberately excluded Essenond from their Random Drug Testing regime. And if you want to argue that, then you are most definitly the Mongs I thought you were
Mongs, 1, 2 &3 - " play sound of crickets chirping"
So despite 350,000,000 column centimetres of bulshite from the media, not a single report has addresses this issue - can someone please explain to me why not one Essendon player did not return a positive drug test in 2012 (unless they're amongst the group who were nabbed using recreational drugs