Clanger Hangar 2019

[BenDoolan]

Just getting things ready for the outstanding season ahead. The ‘high performance centre’ at Tullamarine is obviously working wonders.

Can’t wait for Round 1...

[nudder12]

How many % are we ahead now BD? (based on the ...what was it? ...2% improvement from our super training facility?)

[BenDoolan]

How many % are we ahead now BD? (based on the ...what was it? ...2% improvement from our super training facility?)

Hahaha, yeah, the ol’ “we’ve improved 2% just by sniffing the grass at the new facility” comment.

Some goose (regarded as some astute observer over at Blitz) made some comment about how they went to training and observed “I can already see a 2% improvement in their fitness due to them running around the new ovals” or some such. What a f****** load of shit

Probably the same “astute observer” who took all those training photos then provided an analysis on all of them. I still remember the photo of Elliott Kavanagh with the analysis “notice Elliott’s kicking action...the ball is in the perfect position to kick, and his leg is dead straight with a clean follow through. This reminds me of Chris Judd”



Some people need to put down their pipes and find another hobby...

[Crazyman]

I’m thinking we should all take up a pipe (crack probably best).

Then we too could maybe stomach the endless shit and drivel EFC serves up year after year after year...

[nudder12]

I’m thinking we should all take up a pipe (crack probably best).

Then we too could maybe stomach the endless shit and drivel EFC serves up year after year after year...

But we don't need drugs....we get all the short-lived highs and depressing downers, just from following our Club

[Crazyman]

I’m thinking we should all take up a pipe (crack probably best).

Then we too could maybe stomach the endless shit and drivel EFC serves up year after year after year...

But we don't need drugs....we get all the short-lived highs and depressing downers, just from following our Club

Touché

[grassy1]

Plenty of room for Clangers my way.

1st Scratch Match,so fair enough I guess.

But then,it actually rained in Perth today.

Surprise!

[desmondo]

Such an apt subject title.

Would like to see a clanger kick/handball tally from our last game. (actually I wouldn`t, it would be quite depressing)

And how the f*** are we going to fix that it in 2 fkng weeks when the actual season starts?.

[BenDoolan]

R1 = 52 clangers from 308 disposals (GWS 41 from 371 disposals)

Mark Baguley 5 clangers from 8 disposals
David Zaharakis 5 clangers from 25 disposals
Jake Stringer 4 clangers from 10 disposals
Conor McKenna 4 clangers from 13 disposals
Devon Smith 4 clangers from 23 disposals
Andrew McGrath 3 clangers from 23 disposals
Anthony McDonald Tipungwuti 3 clangers from 5 disposals
Orazio Fantasia 3 clangers from 9 disposals

[Windy Hille]

New season, same results

[grassy1]

Only 52 last week?

I would have thought it would have been much more.Unless lack of effort doesn’t count.

[Crazyman]

Only 52 last week?

I would have thought it would have been much more.Unless lack of effort doesn’t count.

Yeah, I thought that was a bit low...maybe that was the teams combined total AFL fantasy score...

[BenDoolan]

R1 = 52 clangers from 308 disposals (GWS 41 from 371 disposals)
R2 = 61 clangers from 361 disposals (St.K 64 from 348 disposals)

Tom Bellchambers 8 clangers from 17 disposals
Devon Smith 8 clangers from 42 disposals
David Zaharakis 8 clangers from 43 disposals
Dyson Heppell 7 clangers from 48 disposals
Anthony McDonald Tipungwuti 6 clangers from 12 disposals
Matt Guelfi 6 clangers from 14 disposals
Mark Baguley 6 clangers from 15 disposals
Conor McKenna 6 clangers from 30 disposals
Orazio Fantasia 5 clangers from 22 disposals
Aaron Francis 5 clangers from 24 disposals
Jake Stringer 5 clangers from 26 disposals
David Myers 5 clangers from 32 disposals
Michael Hurley 5 clangers from 40 disposals

Disposals Efficiency = 69.7% (ranked 17th in the league)

[hop]

R1 = 52 clangers from 308 disposals (GWS 41 from 371 disposals)
R2 = 61 clangers from 361 disposals (St.K 64 from 348 disposals)

Tom Bellchambers 8 clangers from 17 disposals
Devon Smith 8 clangers from 42 disposals
David Zaharakis 8 clangers from 43 disposals
Dyson Heppell 7 clangers from 48 disposals
Anthony McDonald Tipungwuti 6 clangers from 12 disposals
Matt Guelfi 6 clangers from 14 disposals
Mark Baguley 6 clangers from 15 disposals
Conor McKenna 6 clangers from 30 disposals
Orazio Fantasia 5 clangers from 22 disposals
Aaron Francis 5 clangers from 24 disposals
Jake Stringer 5 clangers from 26 disposals
David Myers 5 clangers from 32 disposals
Michael Hurley 5 clangers from 40 disposals

Disposals Efficiency = 69.7% (ranked 17th in the league)

On track to hit 70 this Round.

C'mon boys - go for the PB!!!!

[mdso]

I very much doubt that the selectors will have the balls to drop any name players, to bring in some youngsters who deserve an upgrade.

I am fast getting to a point of apathy where I do not believe anything the brass say. Its all horse poo to get membersh1ts.

[Windy_Hill]

I very much doubt that the selectors will have the balls to drop any name players, to bring in some youngsters who deserve an upgrade.

I am fast getting to a point of apathy where I don not believe anything the brass say. Its all horse poo to get membersh1ts.

Who played well against St Kilda and is under 23.....he/they will be dropped

[Windy Hille]

It’s not just the amount of clangers we do, it’s the severity of them. Some of the stuff we committed last Saturday night was deadset comical

[BenDoolan]

R1 = 52 clangers from 308 disposals (GWS 41 from 371 disposals)
R2 = 61 clangers from 361 disposals (St.K 64 from 348 disposals)
R3 = 52 clangers from 369 disposals (Melb 55 clangers from 352 disposals)

Matt Guelfi 13 clangers from 36 disposals
Tom Bellchambers 12 clangers from 27 disposals
Devon Smith 10 clangers from 57 disposals
David Zaharakis 10 clangers from 74 disposals
Adam Saad 9 clangers from 53 disposals
Dylan Shiel 9 clangers from 83 disposals
Mark Baguley 8 clangers from 25 disposals
Dyson Heppell 8 clangers from 75 disposals
Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti 7 clangers from 26 disposals
Jake Stringer 7 clangers from 36 disposals
Orazio Fantasia 7 clangers from 43 disposals

Disposals Efficiency = 69.7% (ranked 17th in the league)

[Windy_Hill]

A mate told me after the trade period, "good luck with Dylan Shiel-can't hit the side of a barn"

thought he was just winding me up

[grassy1]

A mate told me after the trade period, "good luck with Dylan Shiel-can't hit the side of a barn"

thought he was just winding me up

3 Clangers a week from an Average of nearly 28.

Hmmm,ok overall,......