Wayne Carey

rama_fan · Post by **rama_fan** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:42 pm

I'm referring to his comments RE: Nathan Thompson.

Pure ****head.

Seriously he needs to get a grip.

Absolute c*** of a bloke and should seriously get the shit knocked out of him by someone.

jimmyc1985 · Post by **jimmyc1985** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:44 pm

You can't start a thread like this and not elaborate upon what it was that Carey said...

What did he say?

robrulz5 · Post by **robrulz5** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:45 pm

He had a dig at Thompson saying that he has depression while putting money on the horses. Something along those lines.

rama_fan · Post by **rama_fan** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:49 pm

Sunday Footy Show yesterday.

Tony Jones was stirring him about Nathan Thompson having a crack at him in the paper. Basically Thompson's article was about Carey not taking pot shots and actually helping out his club.

Carey came out and put on his tough guy image and stared straight down the camera and said something along the lines of:

"Nathan Thompson should be worried about his recovery then writing articles, He's up at the Darwin Cup punting on Horses, he's got depression for God's sake"

Camera cuts back to Tony Jones and you hear Carey's voice in the background.

"A horse will lose and he'll probably end up necking himself"

Post by **Megan** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:50 pm

I have no idea what he said but I will say this.

Total. Cockgobbler.

Rossoneri · Post by **Rossoneri** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:55 pm

rama_fan wrote:"A horse will lose and he'll probably end up necking himself"

You're kidding? I read somewhere that Carey was sorry for what he said, but it didnt mention what he said.

Thats a pretty low act, you have to say.

BenDoolan · Post by **BenDoolan** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:56 pm

The bloke obviously doesn't put his brain into gear - well, that's if he's got one. He should just fade away into the oblivion.....

rama_fan · Post by **rama_fan** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:56 pm

They just showed it on On the Couch.

Apparently he showed remorse today and apologised - but seriously he thinks he is untouchable.

F111 · Post by **F111** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:59 pm

Further proof from one of the games greatest wankers that he is just that.

He's a meat axe neanderthal that could play footy. Big deal.

Windy_Hill · Post by **Windy_Hill** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:19 pm

Carey, Ablett....what is with amazing footballers.

Just goes to show that God doles out talent..but at a price. In the case of these two numnuts, brains

DYSON#2 · Post by **DYSON#2** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:40 pm

watch footy classified and see what happens

jimmyc1985 · Post by **jimmyc1985** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:47 pm

Ah, so that's what he said. Carey has shown any number of times that he impulse control issues, most particularly with women and with his mouth.

Isn't impulse control one of the main distinguishing features between humans and other animals?

Doctor Fish · Post by **Doctor Fish** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:45 pm

DYSON#2 wrote:watch footy classified and see what happens

Puppy eyes. Forced humility. Getting growled out by Caro. Pretty much what I thought would happen...

My God!!! What's Caro wearing?! Somewhere in Melbourne a jockey is very, very cold tonight...

andrewb · Post by **andrewb** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:12 pm

Doctor Fish wrote:Getting growled out by Caro.

I thought she only did that to her bitches?

Sismis · Post by **Sismis** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:27 am

Windy_Hill wrote:Carey, Ablett....what is with amazing footballers.

Just goes to show that God doles out talent..but at a price. In the case of these two numnuts, brains

What did Ablett ever do?

Bomber_Fan · Post by **Bomber_Fan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:16 am

The guy's a brute pure and simple.
North Melbourne gave this guy so much and he refuses to even lift a finger to help the club out. All he wants to do is to criticise the club - I know I would want to kick the arse of any retired Essendon player who is constantly criticising the club.

BenDoolan · Post by **BenDoolan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:28 am

Sismis wrote:
Windy_Hill wrote:Carey, Ablett....what is with amazing footballers.

Just goes to show that God doles out talent..but at a price. In the case of these two numnuts, brains
What did Ablett ever do?

A drug pig who was in the company of Alisha Horan when she overdosed.

Or are you asking what did Ablett Snr do in his footballing career?

gringo · Post by **gringo** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:52 am

Following Carey's departure from the Roos, Carey trundles off to Adelaide to work his trade. Surprisingly, it's all going well for him - players love him, he's kicking a few goals and he's set up in a nice house.

One night after training, the then Adelaide coach, Gary Ayers, approaches Wayne and says "Good to see you're fitting in mate. It's great to have you part of the team. Just one thing though, I've noticed you go REALLY well with the ladies. What's your secret? It's like your shooting fish in a barrel!"

Wayne says "It's easy mate. Just before you do the deed, you get your pecker out and whack it on the table for a few minutes. It goes numb, and you can go all night. The chicks love it!!!" Ayers thanks Wayne for the news and heads home eager to try out the new method on his wife.

Ayers gets home and walks through the front door to find his wife in the shower with the door open. Perfect, thinks Ayers, I'll try old Wayne's trick now! So he gets his pecker out and starts thumping it on the table. THUMP THUMP THUMP! Suddenly he hears his wife calling from the shower "Oh, hi Wayne, I'll just be a minute".

Sismis · Post by **Sismis** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:59 am

BenDoolan wrote:
Sismis wrote:
Windy_Hill wrote:Carey, Ablett....what is with amazing footballers.

Just goes to show that God doles out talent..but at a price. In the case of these two numnuts, brains
What did Ablett ever do?
A drug pig who was in the company of Alisha Horan when she overdosed.

Or are you asking what did Ablett Snr do in his footballing career?

Explain to me why he is responsible for the actions of another adult.

BenDoolan · Post by **BenDoolan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:10 am

Sismis wrote:
BenDoolan wrote:
Sismis wrote:
Windy_Hill wrote:Carey, Ablett....what is with amazing footballers.

Just goes to show that God doles out talent..but at a price. In the case of these two numnuts, brains
What did Ablett ever do?
A drug pig who was in the company of Alisha Horan when she overdosed.

Or are you asking what did Ablett Snr do in his footballing career?
Explain to me why he is responsible for the actions of another adult.

Because he was her idol and he took her under his wing. And he failed to contact the emergency authorities in a reasonable amount of time after he realised she overdosed. Nice fellow?

And in that case, Wayne Carey has done nothing wrong either. I mean, even if he did poke his best mate's wife, she is an adult, right?