Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:14 pm
im getting happier by the day!!!! this is fantastic, i hope results follow
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When did the Giants win the title?gringo wrote:Mark Cera's resume reads as poorly as Knights' does. He worked at St Kilda for three years who have suffered arguably the worst run of soft-tissue injuries than any other AFL club recently; the North Melbourne Giants operated in a cash-strapped competition and ended up folding; and he is coming home from China, the great mecca of competitive team sports.
Fair dinkum. I hope the clowns who are appointing these people know what's going on, because on paper it looks like they lurch from one random appointment to the next. I only hope there is method to their madness.
Still going on 2005 stats for Watto?gringo wrote:Hmmm. A quick piece of "googling" reveals that Mark Cera worked at the Tigers in the mid 90s, prior to heading over to St Kilda. So obviously there is a pre-existing relationship between him and Knights. What a complete farce. Why don't we get all the junk over from Richmond whilst it was wallowing as the worst club in the AFL and really make a proper fist of it?
I was under the impression that we were one of the richest AFL clubs. Accordingly, I would have thought we could have got a fitness/rehab coach in who had experience at either a European football club or a US sports team. Instead, we've got some bloke who worked at Richmond whilst it was junkety junk junk, at St Kilda whilst they had a shocking run with injuries and of late has come back from the sporting wilderness of China. Mag-F******-nificent.
You can get the guy's mb number off the internet too, if anyone wants to call him. Why internet non-invasive?
Nup, impossible. He's even criticised himself from time to time.keri wrote:I would be shocked to my electric pink socks if anyone can find me a post by Gringo that doesn't criticize something.
What US sport comes remotely close to the physical conditions of AFL? As for Soccer!!!!!! are you kidding me?gringo wrote:Hmmm. A quick piece of "googling" reveals that Mark Cera worked at the Tigers in the mid 90s, prior to heading over to St Kilda. So obviously there is a pre-existing relationship between him and Knights. What a complete farce. Why don't we get all the junk over from Richmond whilst it was wallowing as the worst club in the AFL and really make a proper fist of it?
I was under the impression that we were one of the richest AFL clubs. Accordingly, I would have thought we could have got a fitness/rehab coach in who had experience at either a European football club or a US sports team. Instead, we've got some bloke who worked at Richmond whilst it was junkety junk junk, at St Kilda whilst they had a shocking run with injuries and of late has come back from the sporting wilderness of China. Mag-F******-nificent.
You can get the guy's mb number off the internet too, if anyone wants to call him. Why internet non-invasive?
Other AFL clubs have appointed fitness coaches from the major soccer clubs in Europe who have been exposed to all the best techniques, procedures and technical expertise the world has to offer. The fact that players use different muscle groups would take all of five minutes for an expert coach to pick up on. You guys are even more deluded than I thought if you think that these guys can't work across a range of sports successfully. If anything, it would add to their appeal.keri wrote:Soccer is a completely different ball game (Literally) There's a totally different level of fitness, and an entirely different sub-set of muscle development required at elite levels of AFL. If you fail to grasp even that simple premise, then really, you have no hope of ever understanding the decisions made in this game.
As for NFL, which is the most similar game in NFL, because of the different strings used, again, the fitness level and type of fitness required is completely different.
Is that some sort of weird masturbation?BenDoolan wrote:Nup, impossible. He's even criticised himself from time to time.keri wrote:I would be shocked to my electric pink socks if anyone can find me a post by Gringo that doesn't criticize something.
Such as?gringo wrote:Other AFL clubs have appointed fitness coaches from the major soccer clubs in Europekeri wrote:Soccer is a completely different ball game (Literally) There's a totally different level of fitness, and an entirely different sub-set of muscle development required at elite levels of AFL. If you fail to grasp even that simple premise, then really, you have no hope of ever understanding the decisions made in this game.
As for NFL, which is the most similar game in NFL, because of the different strings used, again, the fitness level and type of fitness required is completely different.
Oh, well if everyone else is doing it, we should be as well! Look, Gringo, there's a group of people jumping off that cliff! Off you go. By that logic, you simpleton, we should also be getting a drugie as a former captain, a criminal as a chief exec, a fat bastard with a bung knee as full forward and encourage all our players to sleep with their team-mates wives!gringo wrote:Other AFL clubs have appointed fitness coaches from the major soccer clubs in Europe who have been exposed to all the best techniques, procedures and technical expertise the world has to offer. The fact that players use different muscle groups would take all of five minutes for an expert coach to pick up on. You guys are even more deluded than I thought if you think that these guys can't work across a range of sports successfully. If anything, it would add to their appeal.keri wrote:Soccer is a completely different ball game (Literally) There's a totally different level of fitness, and an entirely different sub-set of muscle development required at elite levels of AFL. If you fail to grasp even that simple premise, then really, you have no hope of ever understanding the decisions made in this game.
As for NFL, which is the most similar game in NFL, because of the different strings used, again, the fitness level and type of fitness required is completely different.
We've gone and got ourselves a bloke who knocked around VUT (hardly one of the Australia's let alone the world's elite education facilities) spent some time at Richmond whilst the club was about the worst in the country and then went to St Kilda where he got the boot. Brilliant. I'm so thrilled.
But please stick your head in the sand like most supporters on this site if it makes you happy.
Yes, my logic would encourage all of those things. Hmmmm. Were you dropped on your head as a small child Keri? Did your parents hold your head under water for extended periods? I'm just trying to work out how you can draw a link between me wanting to appoint a fitness/rehab coach who has worked at the best sporting clubs on the planet, and your conclusion that this proposition means that I wish to appoint "a fat bastard with a bung knee as full forward". I'm trying desperately hard to join the dots, but for the life of me I can't.keri wrote:Oh, well if everyone else is doing it, we should be as well! Look, Gringo, there's a group of people jumping off that cliff! Off you go. By that logic, you simpleton, we should also be getting a drugie as a former captain, a criminal as a chief exec, a fat bastard with a bung knee as full forward and encourage all our players to sleep with their team-mates wives!gringo wrote:Other AFL clubs have appointed fitness coaches from the major soccer clubs in Europe who have been exposed to all the best techniques, procedures and technical expertise the world has to offer. The fact that players use different muscle groups would take all of five minutes for an expert coach to pick up on. You guys are even more deluded than I thought if you think that these guys can't work across a range of sports successfully. If anything, it would add to their appeal.keri wrote:Soccer is a completely different ball game (Literally) There's a totally different level of fitness, and an entirely different sub-set of muscle development required at elite levels of AFL. If you fail to grasp even that simple premise, then really, you have no hope of ever understanding the decisions made in this game.
As for NFL, which is the most similar game in NFL, because of the different strings used, again, the fitness level and type of fitness required is completely different.
We've gone and got ourselves a bloke who knocked around VUT (hardly one of the Australia's let alone the world's elite education facilities) spent some time at Richmond whilst the club was about the worst in the country and then went to St Kilda where he got the boot. Brilliant. I'm so thrilled.
But please stick your head in the sand like most supporters on this site if it makes you happy.
You know why Essendon is better than the other clubs, Gringo? BECAUSE WE DON'T JUST FOLLOW THE PACK!
Looks like I agree with Gringo for a change.Fair dinkum. I hope the clowns who are appointing these people know what's going on, because on paper it looks like they lurch from one random appointment to the next. I only hope there is method to their madness.