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Essendon have moved quickly and identified their 5 top candidates for Quinn's job.

Cast your votes from this outstanding list of applicants....



















I think next year will be the best injury year ever.

Very good. I vote Dr Phil - "Kids, i want you to get excited about your hamstrings"!

Some other potential candidates worthy of consideration:

How about someone who could hasten the retirement of our older players and end board stouches with a click of his fingers:


Or, if we wanted to go down the WCE path of the early 90s, I hear the BALCO CEO is out of a job:

From Staggy's original list it has to be Dr Nick....HI EVERYBODY

I vote Gunther von Hagens. No doubt he knows and understands every human muscle. And he does wonderful things with a hacksaw.

Staggy wrote:

Winner.

I'll take Hugh - thanks. I think that is were we went wrong - we need a vet.

Gotta be better than Quinn.

Alright! Alright!... I'll bloody do it.

Reckon I'll be needing Danstar's nominee as an assistant though...

:-"

While we're at it...

JD give it to JD

I retract my suggestion. Would envisage a record number of groin injuries.

I'm so pleased with how this thread has gone - good to see plenty of love for Dr Nick. Of the other suggestions I particularly liked Dr Nitschke - although if we appointed him there's a chance that he might put Gumbleton out of his misery.

A few more candidates, this will be it for me I promise...














I am so still winning this contest...

Gatsid wrote:JD give it to JD

No!

JD, Dr Cox, Turk and Kelso then?