The Mark Bolton Wing....

Filthy · Post by **Filthy** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:17 am

....of the Thimas Embling Psychiatric Unit has just been opened following his re-signig by Essendon it has just been announced.

Its first patients are Robbie 67 and my brother Paul. Dodgey has decided to guts it out but will not drink at any match Mark plays in as he is sick of flinging his $7 beers to the ground in disgust and as a hard working, family man, can't afford the losses.

Features of this wing are that the padded walled wards are constructed in such a way that the flinging of objects at the wall at the mention of MB's name, have been built in such a way that said objects will not bounce off them and hurt the perps.

Also all TV's have been constructed in such a way that MB's face is automatically pixallated on coming into screen and the mention of his name is beeped out on 7 second delay.

Patients are assured of a MB free zone.

Boyler_Room · Post by **Boyler_Room** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:34 am

Remarkably... the wing is the only place he should ever be considered to play. Pity we've got a lot of blokes way ahead of him in that department (yet somehow he still gets a game

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Windy_Hill · Post by **Windy_Hill** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:37 pm

Need Directions??

You'll find it just along from the Trevor Spencer Tranquility Garden through the Kevin Walsh Gates, then turn left at the Peter Sommerville Memorial Wishing Well and keep going straight.

Once you pass the Kevein Sheedy Institute for Underskilled Footballers you'll see the Mark Bolton Wing.

Good luck

topdon · Post by **topdon** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:54 pm

I commit myself.

bugman · Post by **bugman** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:02 pm

Right behind you TD

jimmyc1985 · Post by **jimmyc1985** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:05 pm

I just love the fact that a thread about Bolton's re-signing drew 59 replies. Clearly the guy is held in very high esteem

Rossoneri · Post by **Rossoneri** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:12 pm

I love the fact how Bolton cops so much shit where up until last week, there was a bloke who was that f****** pathetic he brought the #3 jumper not only back to ground level from its lofty hieghts at the EFC, but so far down it went all the way to upside-china and beyond.

Post by **Megan** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:38 pm

I think we need Kleenex to sign on as our new sponsor, what with all the f****** sooking going on around here at the moment...

Filthy · Post by **Filthy** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:47 pm

Megan wrote:I think we need Kleenex to sign on as our new sponsor, what with all the f****** sooking going on around here at the moment...

Just gagging Meggles!!

robbie67 · Post by **robbie67** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:05 pm

Megan wrote:I think we need Kleenex to sign on as our new sponsor, what with all the f****** sooking going on around here at the moment...

Yeah it could be very usefull for wiping away that bit of stuff Sheedy leaves on Bolt's chin.

Maybe though we could get a white handkerchief company to sponsor us. We could give it to Bolton's man, so he could wave it to him, and yell out, "I'm over here Mark!!".

Post by **Megan** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:05 pm

Nah Robbie mate, it's called a towel, for the f****** to throw in when we're kicking their arses.

robrulz5 · Post by **robrulz5** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:11 am

A Bolton free zone? Fantastic.

BERT · Post by **BERT** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:19 am

Me, My Mum and Dad and 2 brothers and 2 cousins are all being committed as well Filthy.