Irwin/Brock jokes

Pazza · Post by **Pazza** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:48 pm

No doubt we are all either having them emailed or sent by sms.

Here is one I heard Saturday.

Irwin and Brocky arrive at the pearly gates and head in.
Seeing something different above Brocky, Irwin goes "how did you get your halo so quick?" Brocky responded "it's not a bloody halo mate - it's the bloody steering wheel."

Post by **Jazz_84** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Q. What do Peter Brock and Steve Irwin have in common?

A. Neither could handle the fish tails

Post by **Jazz_84** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:01 pm

Steve Irwin says to god "Crikey, you f****** idiot i said i want a croc not a brock"

lozza89 · Post by **lozza89** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:42 pm

Steve Irwin should of wore more sunscreen, then the rays wouldn't have killed him

Post by **Jazz_84** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:44 pm

lozza89 wrote:Steve Irwin should of wore more sunscreen, then the rays wouldn't have killed him

Steve irwin should have worn sunscreen to protect himself from the harmful rays

lol sorry had to correct it

rama_fan · Post by **rama_fan** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:30 pm

What was the first thing Peter Brock heard when he got up into heaven?

"Crikey, not you too mate"

j-mac31 · Post by **j-mac31** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:21 pm

Q. What was Steve Irwin's favorite TV show?

A. Stingers.

Marillion · Post by **Marillion** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:11 pm

NOT HAPPY JAN!