Voted Best Irish Joke 2006

bomberdonnie · Post by **bomberdonnie** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:05 pm

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says

it will take the contagious."

spikefan · Post by **spikefan** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:41 pm

I'd love to hear a Bad Irish Joke

Post by **danstar84** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:53 pm

robrulz5 · Post by **robrulz5** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:52 am

Not too bad.