Death Predictor

[Rossoneri]

Rosso Neri: At age 49 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts

[Doctor Fish]

Mick: At age 80 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Wow! I just booked my flight to New York too. Wanted to get in on Flight Centre's early saver plan. By getting in 43 years in advance I save $1.23 off my ticket price...

[Essendon4eva]

At age 69 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!).

At least I will die on a good age.

[dingus]

dingus: At age 64 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Excellent! I've just seen the movie "Candy", and if heroin addiction involves sex with Abbie Cornish, I'm in!

[dingus]

strangely enough, my wife receives the following prediction:

At age 62 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

She's two years younger than me, so the ages line up. That's gonna be some party...