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swoodley
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Good Manners

Post by swoodley » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:26 pm

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite’.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.
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Re: Good Manners

Post by Jazz_84 » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:22 am

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Re: Good Manners

Post by robrulz5 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:15 pm

Very good!

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Re: Good Manners

Post by Crazyman » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:42 am

Good ole little johnny upto his old tricks again... :lol:

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Re: Good Manners

Post by rockhole » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:06 am

Same classroom and Teacher has asked the class if they know what the word "Contagious" means. Michael pipes up and says that when his sister had the mumps they had to keep away from her because it could be contagious. Very good says the Teacher. Many people died during the plague because the disease was contagious, offered Sherman to the class much to teacher's delight. Then Little Johnny took the floor:

"The bloke next door is painting his house with a two inch brush and the old man reckons it'll take the cnt ages.!!!"


SILENCE!!!.
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