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Masterchef

Post by filthy2 » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:44 am

Wife is watching Masterchef one night when hubby comes home and he says:

"What are you watching that for....you can't cook?"

She says:

"Maybe so...so why do you watch porn?

:lol:

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Mrs Mercuri » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:46 pm

filthy2 wrote:Wife is watching Masterchef one night when hubby comes home and he says:

"What are you watching that for....you can't cook?"

She says:

"Maybe so...so why do you watch porn?

:lol:
hahaha nice one!!! Can just imagine the dumb look on his face as he tried to think of a comeback!!
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Re: Masterchef

Post by bomberdonnie » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:11 pm

Mrs Mercuri wrote:
filthy2 wrote:Wife is watching Masterchef one night when hubby comes home and he says:

"What are you watching that for....you can't cook?"

She says:

"Maybe so...so why do you watch porn?

:lol:
hahaha nice one!!! Can just imagine the dumb look on his face as he tried to think of a comeback!!
Come back would be a piece of piss for any bloke with half a brain

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Rossoneri » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:06 am

Probably because it's the only time there is sex in the household.
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Re: Masterchef

Post by bomberdonnie » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:32 am

Rossoneri wrote:Probably because it's the only time there is sex in the household.
Yeah along those lines

I was thinking something around it being the only sex I see since I put that fat f****** diamond on your finger...

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