Yellow 24

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swoodley
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Yellow 24

Post by swoodley » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:17 pm

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill

The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news,

you have "Yellow 24", a really nasty virus.

It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.

There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.‚

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35.

Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320

Then he gets the full house and wins $1000.

Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting $380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,

'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.

'f*** me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well!!
"You can quote me on this... He is gawn" - bomberdonnie re Hurley's contract status 25 February 2012

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Re: Yellow 24

Post by j-mac31 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:53 pm

:lol: :lol:
Aaron Francis is the Messiah.

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Re: Yellow 24

Post by rockhole » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:09 pm

Absolute Gold !!

Best of the year so far!!!!
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: Yellow 24

Post by robrulz5 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:47 pm

Very good!

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