In a Pickle!!

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In a Pickle!!

Post by rockhole » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:55 am

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came
home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed
to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at
once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'

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Re: In a Pickle!!

Post by Gyoza » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:57 am

haha yes....very nice one. :D

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Re: In a Pickle!!

Post by j-mac31 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:31 pm

Didn't see that coming. :wink:
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