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Couldn't help myself

Post by robrulz5 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:26 pm

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, that is true."
"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries... is that true, mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"
"Cause I was thinkin'... maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been wakin' up with!"


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Post by Jazz_84 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:06 pm

haha both very good!
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