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Marital Bliss

Post by rockhole » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:12 am

A bloke leans back in his armchair and shouts to his wife,


"When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you, darling!"

She shouts back "You already do, you lazy prick!!"
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by j-mac31 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:06 pm

:lol: :lol:
Aaron Francis is the Messiah.

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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by robrulz5 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:16 pm

Good one!

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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by bomberdonnie » Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:51 am

Replace die with divorce you and you have pretty much summed up my life

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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by Jazz_84 » Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:14 pm

Why would you give her everything? I'd take as much good shit as I could!
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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by nudder12 » Sat May 19, 2012 2:33 am

Jazz_84 wrote:Why would you give her everything? I'd take as much good shit as I could!
Emphasis is on "as I could" - don't always get much choice (how come there isn't a 'crying' emoticon??

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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by F111 » Tue May 22, 2012 2:28 pm

:-({|=
how come there isn't a 'crying' emoticon?

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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by Mrs Mercuri » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:58 pm

LOL not all ladies (that become wives) are that bad surely fellas!!
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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by Jazz_84 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:09 am

Mrs Mercuri wrote:LOL not all ladies (that become wives) are that bad surely fellas!!
blame tv Mrs Mercuri, especially 2 and a half men haha
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Re: Marital Bliss

Post by j-mac31 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:35 pm

Mrs Mercuri wrote:LOL not all ladies (that become wives) are that bad surely fellas!!
I thought the joke was having a go at lazy blokes.
Aaron Francis is the Messiah.

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