My One Day at Work

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My One Day at Work

Post by rockhole » Wed May 02, 2012 6:50 pm

My One day of employment

After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter - a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, good morning and welcome to Bunnings.
I then said, nice children you have there, are they twins?

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, hell no, they ain't twins, the oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid ?

So I replied, I'm neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice....have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings.

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: My One Day at Work

Post by Crazyman » Wed May 02, 2012 7:13 pm


Collingwood supporters can't afford to buy Bunnings products so did you alert security as the door hit your arse on the way out? :lol:

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Re: My One Day at Work

Post by robrulz5 » Sun May 06, 2012 1:36 pm

That is hilarious!!!

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