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You knew they were coming

Post by j-mac31 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:40 pm

Oscar Pistorius jokes.

Some were a bit truncated though...


When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes,
who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa ... White man arrested for
murder.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

Oscar pistorius's legal defence- he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely
acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.
Footprints.

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.

Breaking news: Oscar Pistorius named in South African shooting team for 2016
Olympics.

It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend ... He said
he couldn't see two feet in front of him.

Shame about Oscar Pistorius ... the man had the world at his knees.

Trying to surprise your partner on Valentines day ... Worth a shot.

I take it Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

Oscar Pistorius, bringing a whole new meaning to 'taking your girlfriend out
on Valentines day'.


Newspaper headline: Unarmed girlfriend shot dead by unlegged boyfriend

Word of the day: 'pistorious' meaning 'handy with a pistol'

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think
Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"

New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case. Police found a cricket bat
covered in blood on the scene!
And a pair of stumps...
Aaron Francis is the Messiah.

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Re: You knew they were coming

Post by Western Red » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:21 pm

I think everyone has been a bit harsh on Oscar Pistorious - I mean who hasn't come home legless and pumped a few into their Mrs !!

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Re: You knew they were coming

Post by Gimps » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:42 pm

Only just saw this.. Ha ha

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Re: You knew they were coming

Post by mds » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:57 pm

You boys are definitely a sick lot. I needed that today, thanks. vingertje

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