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rockhole
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Dead Parrot

Post by rockhole » Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:30 pm

At dawn the telephone rings,

"Hello, Señor Keith? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Keith, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Señor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Señor Keith."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Señor Keith ...."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Señor Keith, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Señor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Señor Keith."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Señor Keith ...."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Señor Keith. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

SILENCE...........

LONG SILENCE.........

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit."
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: Dead Parrot

Post by j-mac31 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:22 pm

:lol: #-o
Aaron Francis is the Messiah.

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Re: Dead Parrot

Post by BenDoolan » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:47 am

:lol: =D>
Unfortunately, you can't drown a witch!

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