THE DEAF BOOK KEEPER

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rockhole
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THE DEAF BOOK KEEPER

Post by rockhole » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:49 am

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him, for ten
million bucks.

This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational
benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was
assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything
He'd ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who
knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me? The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper
where the 10 million dollars is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking
About." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a
Brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The
attorney replies: "He says go f*** yourself. You don't have the balls to pull the trigger!!!".
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: THE DEAF BOOK KEEPER

Post by robrulz5 » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:56 am

=D>

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Re: THE DEAF BOOK KEEPER

Post by BenDoolan » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:02 am

Hahaha, very good! =D>
Unfortunately, you can't drown a witch!

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Re: THE DEAF BOOK KEEPER

Post by desmondo » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:07 pm

I like it, funniest f***'n joke I`ve heard in a while =D>

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