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Scum jokes.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:53 am
by F111
Miss Masiglio-Smythe, a year one teacher, explains to her class that she is a Carlton fan. She asks her pupils to raise their hands if they are Carlton fans too. Not really knowing what a Carlton fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Paula has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

'Because I'm not a Carlscum fan,' she answers.

'Then," asks Miss Masiglio-Smythe, 'what are you?'

'I'm an Essendon Bombers fan,' boasts Paula proudly.

The teacher asks Paula why she is a Bombers fan.

'Well, my Dad and Mum are Bombers fans, so I'm a Bombers fan too, Paula responds.

'That's no reason,' Miss Masiglio-Smythe retorts. 'What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?'

Little Paula smiles and says, 'Then I'd be a Carlscum fan.'

Re: Scum jokes.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:45 pm
by grassy1
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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