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For all Golf Tragics.

Post by rockhole » Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:56 pm

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We
had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation
wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I
asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He
smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain
his behavior. I don't know why he
didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me
anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally,
with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed and we
made love although he was very distant.

. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't
know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

A two-foot putt .. who the f*** misses a two-foot putt?
Got a root though.
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Post by BenDoolan » Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:11 pm

:lol: =D> 8)
Unfortunately, you can't drown a witch!

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Post by Crazyman » Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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Post by j-mac31 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 12:09 pm

Aaron Francis is the Messiah.

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Post by Flip » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:49 am

When I play golf I am always 4 "f*cks" away from a good shot.

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