Involuntary Muscle Contraction

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Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Post by rockhole » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:07 pm

Sorry...another golf joke.


Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Post by BenDoolan » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:20 pm

Hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Post by j-mac31 » Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:32 pm

:lol: =D>
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