IRISH JOKE

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rockhole
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IRISH JOKE

Post by rockhole » Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:26 pm

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"


The assistant replied, "Because you're in Bunnings!!.
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: IRISH JOKE

Post by BenDoolan » Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:40 pm

Hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unfortunately, you can't drown a witch!

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Re: IRISH JOKE

Post by Gimps » Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:35 pm

Conor McKenna?

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Re: IRISH JOKE

Post by j-mac31 » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:10 pm

:lol: :lol:
Aaron Francis is the Messiah.

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