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nudder12
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seagulls

Post by nudder12 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:01 pm

A woman was waiting for a train from Frankston to the city. While waiting, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips.
But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips.

He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him. A tiny army of 15 or 20. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested.

It was frustrating. They were getting angry, squawking. It was like he was intentionally winding them up. Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened.

Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed.

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Re: seagulls

Post by Crazyman » Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:49 pm

Hahaha

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Re: seagulls

Post by grassy1 » Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:10 am

Argh!Argh!

:lol:

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